Everyone knows 'tis the season to be jolly; when you can roast chestnuts on an open fire treetops glisten & sleigh bells ring alongside the sound of small children's laughter However if you don't think Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year then reach for Keep Calm at Christmas & let its soothing advice reassure you that Christmas comes but once a year Keep Calm at Christmas follows Keep Calm for Ladies & Keep Calm for Chaps & offers many merry pearls of wisdom to help you get through the festive season; on everything from relatives to office parties & gluttony to new year resolutions An insighftul pocket gift for Christmas ' What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day' Phyllis Diller' About all you can do is dream of a white Christmas for it seems like it always leaves most of us in the red' Anon' Once again we come to the Holiday Season a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way by going to the mall of his choice' Anon ' Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up & tears out faster than the Christmas spirit' Kin Hubbard' New Year's Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual' Mark Twain ...

Keep Calm is a party game where players vie to take control of situations by suggesting the best course of action to their friends in sticky situations What do you do if your prom date turns into a werewolf? Keep calm & accept your mortality? Keep calm & give up on finding love? In addition players can play Panic cards to mess with gameplay in various ways from skipping a judge to discarding responses The first person to take control of 6 situations wins! Players 3-8 Playing time 30-60 minutes Ages 15 ...

TIMELY ADVICE FOR A MILESTONE BIRTHDAY So what if you're turning 30; after all with age comes wisdom & more excuses to have a quiet night in & pluck out those first grey hairs & at least you're not 40! This book is packed with celebratory"ations to help you shrug your shoulders blow out the candles & Keep Calm ...

TIMELY ADVICE FOR A MILESTONE BIRTHDAY So what if you're 50; after all with age comes wisdom & more excuses to reminisce about old times & stare blankly at your friends while you try to remember their names & at least you're not 60! This book is packed with celebratory"ations to help you shrug your shoulders blow out the candles & Keep Calm ...

TIMELY ADVICE FOR A MILESTONE BIRTHDAY So what if you're turning 60; after all with age comes wisdom & more excuses to kick back & flick through those cruise holiday brochures & at least you're not 70! This book is packed with celebratory"ations to help you shrug your shoulders blow out the candles & Keep Calm ...

' On my eightieth birthday I hope to be jumping out of an aeroplane or swimming with the sharks' Bonnidette Lantz TIMELY ADVICE FOR A MILESTONE BIRTHDAY So what if you're turning 80; after all with age comes wisdom sophistication & more excuses to act as if you don't give two hoots about wisdom or sophistication
- at least you're not 90! This book is packed with celebratory"ations to help you shrug your shoulders blow out the candles & Keep Calm
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Keep Calm The New Mum's Manual with an introduction by Jools Oliver is the perfect antidote to inflexible guilt-inducing parenting guides Turning the tables on encyclopaedic tomes on parenthood & their often conflicting advice GP & mum-of-two Dr Ellie will empower you to relax trust your instincts & enjoy your new baby

Includes:: Early days
- looking after baby & listening to your instincts Sleeping
- establishing a flexible routine that works Feeding
- making the right guilt-free choices Soothing
- understanding crying & settling your baby Weaning
- starting with a simple action plan for success Development
- identifying key milestones & not worrying Health
- recognising baby illnesses & when to call the doctor Vaccinations
- understanding the facts & getting them without tears This isn't a one-size-fits-all routine but a lighthearted sensible guide that is full of essential advice to build your confidence & bring back mummy power









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Get your mind out of the gutter! This game requires players to think of innocent alternative definitions for dirty phrases & innuendos Think you can think of the most innocent response? For ages 18 & up for 3 or more players plays in 20 minutes Box size 6 x 4 x 25 ...

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Gordon Comstock loathes dull middle-class respectability & worship of money He gives up a 'good job' in advertising to work part-time in a bookshop giving him more time to write But he slides instead into a self-induced poverty that destroys his creativity & his spirit Only Rosemary ever-faithful Rosemary has the strength to challenge his commitment to his chosen way of life Through the character of Gordon Comstock Orwell reveals his own disaffection with the society he once himself renounced Enlivened with vivid autobiographical detail George Orwell's Keep the Aspidistra Flying is a tragically witty account of the struggle to escape from a materialistic existence with an introduction by Peter Davison in Penguin Modern Classics ...