
' Neighbours hah People'd live for ages side by side nodding at one another amicably on their way to work & then some trivial thing would happen & someone would be having a garden fork removed from their ear' & when the neighbours in question are the proud empires of Klatch & Ankh-Morpork those are going to be some pretty large garden tools indeed Of course no-one would dream of starting a war without a perfectly good reasonsuch as a 'strategic' piece of old rock in the middle of nowhere It is after all every citizen's right to bear arms to defend what they consider to be their own Even if it isn't & even if they don't have much in the way of actual weaponry As two armies march Commander Vimes of Ankh-Morpork City Watch faces unpleasant foes who are out to get him & that's just the people on his side The enemy might be even worse Discworld goes to war with armies of sardines warriors fishermen squid & at least one very camp follower