This is a three-decade survivor's tale a scenic search for elusive human happiness through music magazines silly jokes stupid shoes useless blokes hopeless homes booze drugs love loss A&E death disillusion & hope
- while trying to make Prince laugh startle Beyonce cheer Eminem up annoy Madonna drink with Shaun Ryder & finish off Westlife forever (with varying degrees of success) In 1986 Sylvia Patterson boarded a train to London armed with a tea-chest full of vinyl records a peroxide quiff & a dream to write about music for ever She got her wish Escaping a troubled home Sylvia embarks on a lifelong quest to discover The Meaning of It All The problem is she's mostly hanging out with flaky pop stars rock 'n' roll heroes & unreliable hip-hop legends As she encounters music's biggest names she is confronted by glamour & tragedy; wisdom & lunacy; drink drugs & disaster & Bros Here is Madonna in her Earth Mother phase flinging her hands up in horror at one of Sylv's Very Stupid Questions Prince compliments her shoes while Eminem threatens to kill her She shares fruit with Johnny Cash make-up with Amy Winehouse & several pints with the Manics' lost soul-man Richey Edwards She finds the Beckhams fragrant in LA a Gallagher madferrit in her living room & Shaun Ryder & Bez as you'd expect in Jamaica From the 80s to the present day I'm Not with the Band is a funny barmy utterly gripping chronicle of the last thirty years in music & beyond It is also the story of one woman's wayward search for love peace & a wonderful life & whether or not she found them