Academy Award-winning screenwriter & director Nora Ephron (When Harry Met Sally Heartburn Sleepless in Seattle You've Got Mail) turns her sharp wit on to her own life Never marry a man you wouldn't want to be divorced from If the shoe doesn't fit in the shoe store it's never going to fit When your children are teenagers it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you Anything you think is wrong with your body at the age of thirty-five you will be nostalgic for by the age of forty-five The empty nest is underrated If only one third of your clothes are mistakes you're ahead of the game