If your granny were a little bit well different from other grannies would you want to change her or would you end up deciding you love her just the way she is? In this rhyming text a little girl
- whose granny is (whisper it) a witch
- gets fed up with dealing with the problems she creates so she tries to reform her; but a reformed granny is bored & boring Maybe it's more fun to take the bats to the cinema or to cook up a big pot of gloopy soup with granny's witchy friends after all!