This handy guide to the HUSBAND makes the PERFECT VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT for any long-suffering wife or prospective bride ' The wife likes to read romantic fiction The books are a fantasy & an escape for her The husband does not waste his time on silly stories He likes to read books about things that really happened & tales of real men Reading these will be invaluable if he ever has to land on the moon or be in the SAS or help manage the England football team' ' The husband likes to do simple repairs like changing the washer on a tap Afterwards he likes to talk at great length about what a struggle it was & will want to be treated as if he has invented a machine that turns farts into gold' This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them The large clear script the careful choice of words the frequent repetition & the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny brand new text ' Hilarious' Stylist ...

The PERFECT GIFT for mum would be to let her take the day off while you do everything for her Why not get her this book instead? This is mum A mum has two very important jobs to do One is to look after her children The other is to do everything else as well Now Lyndsay's little boy is at nursery she is looking for a job At this interview the lady asks Lyndsay all sorts of questions which Lyndsay has trouble answering because she has the Octonauts theme going round her head Lyndsay hopes she is not singing out loud This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them The large clear script the careful choice of words the frequent repetition & the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny brand new text ' Hilarious' Stylist ...

The PERFECT GIFT for anyone who has been having the same argument since 2001 or who no longer has ANY of their own clothes left ie someone who is or has ever been a sister & This is a sister Wherever you go whatever you do a sister will always be there Which can get really annoying&& Over the years Gareth has bought his sister Kelly every possible birthday present he can find related to the film he remembers her enjoying in 1989 Kelly has had to come to terms with the idea that though they spent half their lives together Gareth was not really paying attention for most of it& This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them The large clear script the careful choice of words the frequent repetition & the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny brand new text & Hilarious& Stylist ...

The PERFECT GIFT for anyone yet to know the meaning of the words 'hard work' This is a student He is leaving home for the first time By the time he graduates he will be grown-up exhausted hideously in debt & unable to imagine going to bed sober Reynard has brought everything he needs for his first year He unpacks his fancy-dress costumes his four-way extension leads his pair of pants & all his didgeridoos By doing front back inside-out front inside-out back & using Febreze & Imodium he plans to make his pants last until half term This delightful book is part of a series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them The large clear script the careful choice of words the frequent repetition & the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny brand new text Other titles in the Ladybirds for Grown Ups series How it Works The Cat How it Works The Dog How it Works The Grandparent The Ladybird Book of the Meeting The Ladybird Book of Red Tape The Ladybird Book of the People Next Door The Ladybird Book of the Sickie The Ladybird Book of the Zombie Apocalypse How it Works The Husband How it Works The Wife How it Works The Mum How it Works The Dad The Ladybird Book of the Mid-Life Crisis The Ladybird Book of the Hangover The Ladybird Book of Mindfulness The Ladybird Book of the Shed The Ladybird Book of Dating The Ladybird Book of the Hipster ...

The PERFECT VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT for your long-suffering wife or prospective bride Or for any fool of a husband or seriously deluded groom-to-be who hasn't yet understood what he's signed up for Tina is getting married It is the best day of her life Next year she will claim that becoming a mother was the best day of her life but only because she was on some very strong drugs Neither is true The best day of her life was on her eighth birthday when she got a yellow bike The wife likes surprises Her favourite sort is a surprise birthday party It is the husband's job to organise this surprise for her & to keep her informed of every detail about it This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them The large clear script the careful choice of words the frequent repetition & the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny brand new text ' Hilarious' Stylist ...

In this fascinating survey of everything from how sounds become speech to how names work David Crystal answers every question you might ever have had about the nuts & bolts of language in his usual highly illuminating way Along the way we find out about eyebrow flashes whistling languages how parents teach their children to speak how politeness travels across languages & how the way we talk show not just how old we are but where we're from & even who we want to be ...

A new & exciting introduction to linguistics this textbook presents language in all its amazing complexity while guiding students gently through the basics Students emerge with an appreciation of the diversity of the world's languages as well as a deeper understanding of the structure of human language the ways it is used & its broader social & cultural context Chapters introducing the nuts & bolts of language study (phonology syntax meaning) are combined with those on the 'functions' of language (discourse prosody pragmatics & language contact) helping students gain a better grasp of how language works in the real world A rich set of language 'profiles' help students explore the world's linguistic diversity identify similarities & differences between languages & encourages them to apply concepts from earlier chapter material A range of carefully designed pedagogical features encourage student engagement adopting a step-by-step approach & using study questions & case studies ...

Sammy's had a bad week
- his wallet's gone along with his new shoes he's been arrested then beaten up by the police & thrown out
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In a deep dark forest Little Coyote grows up with a tough gang of big strong coyotes They are cruel call him names & order him about all day long Little Coyote is too small to run away or to stand up for himself so he learns to do what he's told & makes his body small so nobody notices him Then one day he goes on an adventure & ends up discovering new hidden strengths that he never knew he had This therapeutic picture book is written to help children aged 4-10 & adults to talk about difficult experiences growing up (including things they may still be going through) & explores how they can affect how your body feels & reacts to things It is followed by easy to read advice for adults on how to help your child ...

A Sunday Times bestseller How long is 'now'? The short answer is 'somewhere between 2 & 3 seconds' The long answer involves an incredible journey through neuroscience our subconscious & the time-bending power of meditation Living in the present may never feel the same Ready for some more? Okay Why isn't Pluto a planet? Why are dogs' noses wet? Why do hens cluck more loudly after laying an egg? What happens when one black hole swallows another? Do our fingerprints change as we get older? How young can you die of old age? & what is at the very edge of the Universe? Life is full of mind-bending questions & as books like What If? & Why Don't Penguins' Feet Freeze? have shown the route to find each answer can take us on the weirdest & most wonderful journeys How Long is Now? is a fascinating new collection of questions you never thought to ask along with answers that will change the way you see everything ...