Complemented with sharp insights from family members Hi Mum is full of over 1500 classic one-liners from a rich variety of red-hot mammas such as Joan Rivers Roseanne & Marge Simpson Covering all the joys of motherhood celebrated matriarchs deliver belly laughs & offer pearls of maternal wisdom on such topics as morning sickness & stretch marks playground politics raising hormonal teenagers frenzied mealtimes & dreary household chores On being pregnant' Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside'
- Rita Rudner On mealtimes' For thirty years my mother served the family nothing but leftovers The original meal has never been found'
- Calvin Trillin On freedom' The first time you leave your child at school you're faced with a tough decision
- down the pub or back to bed?'
- Jo Brand



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This short range microphone has a simple compact design & contains a low interference microphone element It is fully compatible with all modern PC sound cards (and on-board soundcards) & suitable for many multimedia uses such as voice modems internet chatting & voice recording • Mic Unit 6 x 5mm Dia Electret condenser • Mic Directivity Omni Direction • Mic Sensitivity -58d B 2d B • Mic Impedance Low • Frequency Response 30 Hz to 16000 Hz • Cable Approx 12m±03m (rubber cable) • Plug Type 35mm stereo plug x 1 Description Specification Frequency Response "30 Hz to 16000 Hz " Sensitivity Sensitivity -58d B 2d B Additional Features See Overview Package Weight 01190kg Warranty 1 Year ...

Tracklist A1 On The Loose 438 A2 Superstar 342 A3 Since You've Been Gone 411 A4 violet Rain Drops 607 B1 I Remember Do You 344 B2 Save All My Lovin' 441 B3 You Got Me Comin' 326 B4 Skinny Dippin' 414 ...

Please note this is a region 2 DVD & will require a region 2 (Europe) or region Free DVD Player in order to play Series three & four of the popular television comedy Episodes include & Nice People With Nice Manners& & Carnival Time& &A Matter Of Conscience& & The Pay-Off& & Trouble & Strife& & Stripes& & Co-Respondent&s Course& & It&s A Blue World& & Eruptions& & The Society Entertainer& & Sing You Sinners& & Maplin Intercontinental& & & All Change& ...

Please note this is a region 2 DVD & will require a region 2 (Europe) or region Free DVD Player in order to play Welcome to Maplin’s Britain’s favourite holiday camp where the sun-drenched summer never ends Here we find our heroic Yellow Coats involved in all kinds of jolly japes & comic capers in the chalets in the Hawaiian Ballroom & all around the Olympic-sized swimming pool So roll up your trousers & get those knobbly knees out it’s time for a complete season of fun & frolics – come on campers Hi-De-Hi! Age Rating PG ...

Specially formulated to remove ghosting from Blackboards Works equally well on glass & write on wipe off boards Guaranteed to remove Hi-Glo Blackboard markers from all blackboards & glass applications ...

Made from the brightest fluorescent board in the uk Each pack contains a mix of five colours Can be written on by all types of markers Colour shades are bespoke to Hi-Glo ...

Made from the brightest fluorescent board in the uk Each pack contains a mix of five colours Can be written on by all types of markers Colour shades are bespoke to Hi-Glo ...

Made from the brightest fluorescent board in the uk Each pack contains a mix of five colours Can be written on by all types of markers Colour shades are bespoke to Hi-Glo ...

Made from the brightest fluorescent board in the uk Each pack contains a mix of five colours Can be written on by all types of markers Colour shades are bespoke to Hi-Glo ...