Having inflicted the smug homes of suburbia with witches & werewolves Esther Friesner now unleashes the undead to tap a vein of blood & humor & drain the suburbs dry of both Vampires & the suburbs are a match made in heaven or maybe Levittown Remember Dracula? He didn run into any real problems until he took his act on the road & traveled to the Big City But in the suburbs everyone is polite & respectful of their neighbors' right to privacy Who says you have to stay in the city if you want good take-out meals delivered right to your door? There no one quite like a vampire for saying of you kids get off of my lawn!" & putting some teeth into it The stories in these pages
- by Sarah A Hoyt KD Wentworth Dave Freer & more including Esther Friesner herself
- will convince the reader that vampires & suburbs go together like wine & cheese gin & tonic desperation & housewives marriage & pre-nups Enter freely & of your own will