Elspeth Hart & the School for Show-offs is the first adventure featuring the fabulous Elspeth Hart a modern heroine with doodles on her trainers & unstoppable determination Can you imagine never being allowed to play outside dear reader? How about sleeping in a wardrobe every night? That's what life is like for Elspeth Hart Ever since her parents were tragically washed away in a flood poor Elspeth has been forced to live with her disgusting aunt Miss Crabb in the attic of the Pandora Pants School for Show-offs Elspeth spends her days sweeping up mouse droppings washing filthy pots & dodging Tatiana Firensky the most horrible show-off of all But what Elspeth doesn't know is that things are about to change A fast-paced & funny story from a fresh new voice in children's fiction Elspeth Hart's quirky adventures will delight fans of David Walliams Lemony Snicket & Roald Dahl