' Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' ' Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in' Gary W Boone knows he was born to be a st&-up comedian It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced & he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right Gary's sure that this will be his big break
- he'll make everyone laugh & will win the 100 prize money But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself
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Lovely & heartfelt metal sign which reads Dogs leave paw prints on your heart Would make the perfect gift for any dog ...

Isolated on the farthest frontier of civilization nocturnal monsters stalk Captain Zoe & the crew of Mars Base Bowie Lines are drawn & loyalties are tested as dissent grows within the ranks Faced with mutiny death & dishonor; Zoe must sacrifice her humanity if she hopes to survive ...

My name is Rex I am a good dog Rex is also seven foot tall at the shoulder bulletproof bristling with heavy calibre weaponry & his voice resonates with subsonics especially designed to instil fear With Dragon Honey & Bees he's part of a Multiform Assault Pack operating in the lawless anarchy of Campeche south-eastern Mexico Rex is a genetically engineered Bioform a deadly weapon in a dirty war He has the intelligence to carry out his orders & feedback implants to reward him when he does All he wants to be is a Good Dog & to do that he must do exactly what Master says & Master says he's got to kill a lot of enemies But who exactly are the enemies? What happens when Master is tried as a war criminal? What rights does the Geneva Convention grant weapons? Do Rex & his fellow Bioforms even have a right to exist? & what happens when Rex slips his leash? ...

Sally Muir & Joanna Osborne are back with a new range of knitting patterns for jumpers accessories & baby items featuring dog motifs Featuring sixteen different dog breeds on simple easy-to-follow graphs these patterns can be transferred onto any of the jumper shapes for endless knitted canine fun 144 pages 80 colour photographs Osborne Joanna ...

Please note this is a region 2 DVD & will require a region 2 (Europe) or region Free DVD Player in order to play Pudsey the Dog Movie Pudsey (Britain s Got Talent Winner 2012) has just found a new loving family but his new life comes under threat when their landlord plots to demolish the entire village leaving Pudsey no choice but stop him Vampire Dog Ace is just like any other new kid at school until his grandfather from Transylvania dies & leaves him his dog Fang Ace soon discovers that Fang is a vampire dog Pups United Loveable team USA mascot Rex the dog uncovers a secret evil plot to ruin The Childrens Football World Cup & must unite all his new doggy pals to save the day! ...

No product created as much internal debate What dogs should we include? Everyone in the office expressed a different view One person loved Pugs then the person on the desk opposite expressed a passionate distaste for them This one thought Irish Setters were the best dogs in the word while another argued that you couldn't beat Labradors But were they too expensive to feed? & how about the amount of grooming required? Dalmatians? Whippets? & how about that old favourite the English Bulldog? In order to settle all these questions once & for all this informative game aimed at dog lovers of all ages pitches dog breeds against one another in a number of categories from keenness of nose to top speed diet & grooming Presented in a simple yet stylish box this set of forty playing cards (instructions not included) will become the ideal gift for anyone who loves dogs (and great drawings of dogs) We all love our dogs & dogs have seldom been so lovingly captured as in Polly Horner's watercolour illustrations ...

This book is written to satisfy the needs of the increasing numbers of dog lovers who are interested in alternative methods to treat their pets This comprehensive guide introduces the principles of homoeopathy & the nature of homoeopathic remedies explaining how remedies can be prepared & administered There are informative sections on treating the different canine bodily systems & the specific diseases that dogs may suffer from There is also helpful advice on canine virus & bacterial diseases as well as the diseases of puppyhood making this book a must for any dog owner ...

Please note this is a region 2 DVD & will require a region 2 or region free DVD player in order to play Following the huge success of the classic children s BBC broadcast Dogtanian & the Three Muskehounds our favourite swordsmen are back & they are now more adventurous than ever! Dogtanian & the three Muskehounds return in Dogtanian The Complete Second Series created by Claudio Biern Boyd & based on Alexandre Dumas classic novel The Man in the Iron Mask These 26 action packed episodes include A secret plot to overthrow the King hatched by his own evil twin brother A diplomatic incident which brings the country to the brink of war A mysterious prisoner whose face is concealed by a mask of gold The kidnapping & ransom of Dogtanian s daughter & much much more! An age of justice honour & friendship where there is but one refrain One for all & all for one! Dogtanian The Complete Second Series is fabulous fun for all the family SPECIAL FEATURES Sing-a-long karaoke of original Dogtanian & the Three Muskehounds Theme Tune Computer Desktop Wallpaper Included the last episode from the first series of Dogtanian Bonus episodes of Around the World with Willy Fog ...

Please note this is a region B Blu-Ray & will require a region B or region free Blu-Ray player in order to play Three young people exist in a strange world of their parents& devising in this bizarre drama from writer & director Yorgos Lanthimos ...