If you can read this you obviously understand Pigeonese You may read my book If you're a cat & you've learnt Pigeonese (HA HA HA! As if a cat would be smart enough to learn Pigeonese) This must mean if you are a cat & you are able to read this you have taken a pigeon hostage so that you can trick them into translating the Pigeonese words into Meow I demand you release the hostage pigeon now My book contains TOP SECRET ideas that are NONE of a cat's business Dave Pigeon is writing a book on how he defeated Mean Cat in order to help fellow pigeons everywhere Cats beware! A hilarious debut for 6 readers with black & white illustrations by the superbly talented Sheena Dempsey