Realising that his New Year is probably going to be a disaster as usual our narrator on impulse walks into a travel agency to book a week in the sun Sensitive to his limited means & dislike of Muslim countries the travel agent suggests an island full of 21st century hedonism set in a bizarre lunar landscape
- Lanzarote On Lanzarote one can meet some fascinating human specimens notably Pam & Barbara
- 'non-exclusive' German lesbians
- who can give rise to some interesting combinations Will they succeed in seducing Rudi the police inspector from Luxembourg currently living in exile in Brussels? Or will he join the ' Azraelian' sect as they prepare for humanity to be regenerated by extra-terrestrials? As for our narrator will he consider his week's holiday on the island a success?