The new heart-warming & hilariously brilliant story beautifully read by number one bestselling author David Walliams Dads come in all sorts of shapes & sizes There are fat ones & thin ones tall ones & short ones There are young ones & old ones clever ones & stupid ones There are silly ones & serious ones loud ones & quiet ones Of course there are good dads & bad dads A high-speed cops & robbers adventure with heart & soul about a father & son taking on the villainous Mr Big – & winning! This riches-to-rags story will have you on the edge of your seat & howling with laughter! Bad Dad is a fast & furious heart-warming story of a father & son on an adventure – & a thrilling mission to break an innocent man into prison! ...

The new heart-warming & hilariously brilliant story from number one bestselling author David Walliams Beautifully illustrated by artistic genius Tony Ross Dads come in all sorts of shapes & sizes There are fat ones & thin ones tall ones & short ones There are young ones & old ones clever ones & stupid ones There are silly ones & serious ones loud ones & quiet ones Of course there are good dads & bad dads A high-speed cops & robbers adventure with heart & soul about a father & son taking on the villainous Mr Big – & winning! This riches-to-rags story will have you on the edge of your seat & howling with laughter! Bad Dad is a fast & furious heart-warming story of a father & son on an adventure – & a thrilling mission to break an innocent man into prison! ...

What do you call a decomposing whale? Mouldy Dick Which athlete is warmest in the winter?A long jumper Proving that dads are never as funny as they think they are this ridiculous book of really rubbish Dad jokes has arrived to make the rest of your family's life utter hell Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your daft Dad roll all over the floor laughing this book is guaranteed to turn any father into a joke monster of epic proportions not to mention turn every family occasion into a cringe-fest that no one will enjoy ever again You have been warned! With that said & done it's the perfect present for Father's Day Because he's worth it ...

Welcome to data science's dirty secret real-world data is messy Data scientists must spend a good deal of time playing software developer writing code to clean up data before they can actually do anything constructive with it It's a necessary evil but you can still make the most of it This practical book walks you through several real-world examples to demonstrate the theory & practice behind working with & cleaning up dirty data No one tool solves all of the problems well Wise data scientists learn many tools & learn where each one shines To that end this book takes a polyglot approach most examples will involve R & Python but expect the occasional smattering of Groovy & sedawk fun ...

Central City Hospital is an overcrowded derelict hospital As a doctor in this terribly understaffed hospital your job is to keep patients alive until your shift ends Curing patients is great as long as you can claim the glory for yourself! Every patient you see takes precious time & resources as you struggle to keep them alive Sometimes you have to leave the sickest patients for the next shift & pass the blame to someone else If patients die on your watch you risk being forever shamed as a bad doctor! In more detail Bad Doctor is a light tile-laying game in which doctors compete for the glory of being the best doctor by treating & curing patients Treat patients by laying treatment tiles with matching malady symbols Place your doctor marker on that malady to show you helped cure that patient You place complication cubes on patients who are not visited during your shift (or turn) but if that patient has no spaces left for complication cubes then that means the patient has died on your shift! Patients are completely cured when there are no open malady spaces on the patient or any connected treatment tiles The player who cured the final malady on the patient during their shift collects their doctor markers & places them in the score pile on their doctor board All other doctor markers on the patient go back into the other doctors& reserves The game ends when one doctor has collected eight or more doctor markers in their score pile The player with the most doctor markers in their score pile wins! ...

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Two sisters quarrel over an inheritance & a new baby A housekeeper caring for a helpless old man uncovers secrets from his past A young girl accepts a lift in a car with a group of strangers An old friend brings bad news to a dinner party In these gripping & unsettling stories the ordinary is made extraordinary & the real things that happen to people turn out to be every bit as mysterious as their dreams ...

Please note this is a region 2 DVD & will require a region 2 (Europe) or region Free DVD Player in order to play Bad Education written by & starring Jack Whitehall follows Alfie Wickers the worst teacher to ever (dis)grace the British Education System & a bigger kid than the pupils he teaches Abbey Grove School is populated by some of the weirdest teachers you could ever meet Fraser (Mathew Horne) the hair-brained Headmaster who longs to be down with the kids Miss Gulliver (Sarah Solemani) the biology teacher with a heart of gold but perhaps a dash too much openness & honesty Miss Mollinson (Leila Hoffman) the happily swinging Head of Maths who won’t let her hip-replacement get in the way & Deputy Headmistress Miss Pickwell (Michelle Gomez) who displays all the charm & sensitivity of a Third Reich Dominatrix Alfie’s class is Form K a bunch of misfits that have been written off by the rest of the school but Alfi e can’t help but see a bit of himself in them This is about a class of kids & their teacher’s quest to get through life & get the best results with the minimum amount of effort possible Sadly it’s not an equation that always adds up From disastrous parents’ evenings to cringe-worthy sex-education lessons to life-threatening self-defence classes to school elections full of dirty tricks & a school trip to see a rhino-pig; Bad Education is school life as you’ve never seen it before EXTRASMaking of Bad Education Video Diaries ...

Please note this is a region 2 DVD & will require a region 2 (Europe) or region Free DVD Player in order to play Bad Education – written by & starring Jack Whitehall – follows Alfie Wickers the worst teacher ever to (dis)grace the British Education system SERIES ONEAbbey Grove School is populated by some of the weirdest teachers ever Fraser (Mathew Horne) the hair-brained Headmaster Miss Gulliver (Sarah Solemani) the biology teacher with a heart of gold & Deputy Headmistress Miss Pickwell (Michelle Gomez) who displays all the charm & sensitivity of a Third Reich dominatrix Alfie’s class have been written off by the rest of the school
- but Alfie’s determined to take them under his wing From disastrous parents’ evenings to cringe-worthy sex-education lessons from life-threatening self-defence classes to school elections full of dirty tricks Bad Education is school life as you’ve never seen it before SERIES TWOAlfie Wickers (Jack Whitehall) returns as the self-styled maverick of Abbey Grove attempting to teach his class something
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- that requires zero effort The staff room politics are tricky Miss Gulliver (Sarah Solemani) is now seeing one of their female ex-students Miss Pickwell (Michelle Gomez) is giving President Putin a run for his money & Fraser (Mathew Horne) mistakenly gives all of the school’s funds to ‘ The Nigerian Minister of Finance’ This term sees a furiously fought swimming gala a drugs awareness day that ends in Alfie’s utter humiliation & Fraser staging Abbey Grove’s own Take Me Out SERIES THREEExams are looming so it’s time for Alfie to actually start teaching his class but the path to As never did run smooth Adding to Alfie’s stress levels is the appointment of his dad Martin Wickers (Harry Enfield) as the new deputy head & his increasingly disastrous love with his girlfriend Miss Gulliver (Sarah Solemani) Fraser (Mathew Horne) starts the summer term with a strike on his hands after badly investing the school’s money Thrown into the mix is an evening of after school clubs a competitive sports day Alfie & his class sitting a Biology exam & the end of term Prom


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Please note this is a region 2 DVD & will require a region 2 (Europe) or region Free DVD Player in order to play Academy Award winning filmmaker Pedro Almodóvar takes a look at his own adolescence as well as confronting the issue of sexual misconduct in the Catholic Church in this stylish thriller which was chosen to open the 2004 Cannes Film Festival ...