Sometimes I confuse myself I get wildly & pointlessly jealous I spend too much time hating my bum & you know what I hate more than my bum? My preoccupation with my bum I&ve had sexual experiences with boys I wasn&t really in to but I got a post-coital crush on them I&ve ruined the start of a relationship by immediately imagining it going into reverse There is so much about my behaviour I want to understand So I started researching what makes me
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- tick & what I read made my eyes fall out of my face Reader here is everything I&ve learned from science about love sexuality infidelity boobs periods pubes broodiness & clever old fat Merry Christmas & Hallelujah suddenly being a woman doesn&t look like such a minefield after all

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From David Baddiel the brightest new star of children's books & winner of the LOLLIES award comes a laugh-out-loud adventure for every child who ever wondered what it might be like to be a bit of an animal Malcolm doesn't like animals Which is a problem because his family love them Their house is full of pets What the house is NOT full of is stuff Malcolm likes Such as the laptop he wanted for his birthday The only bright spot on the horizon is the Year Six school trip which Malcolm never thought his parents would pay for & yet there he is on the bus heading to oh no A farm Over the next days Malcolm changes He learns a lot about animals More in many ways than he would like He learns what it's really like to be an animal A whole series of animals in fact It does make him think differently & speak differently & eat differently & um smell differently But will he end up the same as before? Because sometimes the hardest thing to become is yourself ...

Welcome to the museum! There are more than 160 animal specimens to bediscovered in Animalium the first in a series of virtual museums Wander thegalleries
- open 365 days a year
- & discover a collection of curated exhibits onevery page accompanied by informative text Each chapter features a differentbranch of the tree of life from the simple sponge to the enormous elephant

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Following the best-selling Animalium Katie Scott returns with a companion activity book Bursting with fascinating facts & puzzles this book offers hours of entertainment to artists & animal lovers Beautiful & inspiring the myriad activities in this book challenge the reader to discover something new & use their imagination to draw decorate & design on every pull-out page ...

Packed with creatures great & small from the tiniest insect to the mighty lion this beautiful colouring book is perfect for all animal-lovers Colour in the animals complete the scenes & learn incredible facts along the way From the creators of the best-selling Animalium this title reveals the intricate line-drawings behind Katie Scott's finished illustrations Engaging informative & visually stunning this fantastic addition to the ' Welcome to the Museum' series is sure to get you feeling creative So pick up your pencils & discover the world of Animalium ...

Animals is a delightful first concept board book for older babies with bright bold illustration by Emily Bolam With embossing throughout for little ones to touch & feel & simple words to encourage language skills & recognition of familiar objects this is the perfect introduction to animal textures Titles to collect Colours ...

Fascinating Facts Animals helps introduce children to marine mammals birds of prey & the different types of animals that roam our Earth From amphibians to butterflies you’ll learn all about the evolution of some of the world’s greatest predators & plant eaters This colourful & engaging animal book offers hours of fun learning & is also a great support for schoolwork projects & home learning • A great introduction to learning about animals with dates illustrations & diagrams • A great balance between important historical information & fun entertaining facts • Educational but easily digestible • Ideal reference book for children aged 5 Part of the ‘ Fascinating Facts’ series of reference books for young readers with eleven other titles to collect ...

Tracklist A1 Loose Change A2 Love Is For All Time A3 My Favourite Enemy A4 Prisoner Of Light A5 Being There A6 Hard Times B1 The Night B2 Trying To Get To You B3 Just Can't Get Enough B4 Melt Down B5 Gotta Get Back To You B6 Crystal Nights ...

Over 30 different animals are illustrated in striking graphic style by Ingela P Arrhenius in this stunning gift book Over thirty ...

Kim Sheridan grew up with animals as her constant companions Each time she faced the death of a beloved animal along with the pain came the same questions to which she could find no answers Then mysterious things began to happen she couldn't explain which led her on an incredible journey to uncover the truth Along with her own extraordinary experiences she compiled heartwarming & meaningful true stories of everyday people around the world & discovered compelling evidence that forever erased her own doubts about an afterlife for animals This book provides enormous comfort & reassurance to anyone who has ever cherished an animal & food for thought for anyone who has ever questioned the place of these beloved creatures in the larger scheme of things both here on Earth & beyond ...