A Bottle of Wine Everyday Card No-one's going to argue with this, as if any excuse is needed 'A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world' & something to do with 'in vino veritas' perhaps! ...
A Horse Birthday Card
'A horse walks into a bar & the barman asks 'whats with the long face' & the horse says 'BIRTH DEFECT' (AWKWARD)'
Send this funny card to the birthday boy/girl but make sure they have a sense of humour. ...