A riotous celebration of words & a modern take on cautionary tales – featuring advice on parrots, gravy, mathematics, castles (bouncy), spiders, vegetables (various), breakfast, cakes, & removing ducks from soup. Advice comes in many shapes. Poems come in many shapes. & so, it follows, poems of advice come in many shapes too. Sometimes they look you in the eye & say, ‘ Do this! Don’t do that!’ Sometimes they sidle up beside you & whisper, ‘ Have you ever thought about … ?’ Not everything in this book is necessarily good advice, & not all of it is sensible advice. (But if you take the bad or un-sensible advice & don’t follow it, then it may become useful advice in its own way.) Filled with colour illustrations & packed with silly rhymes, witty wordplay & thought-provoking story poems, this collection will delight children of all ages. Supplied as a pack of 30 books.