OK: so it looks like a normal student handbook. There are the usual class photos, & a campus map, & student guidelines from Principal Weatherbee. Except… Pasted over the cafeteria menu is a Pop’s diner menu with ‘ Eat here instead’ scribbled on it. Oh, & Jason Blossom’s senior portrait is crossed out in red pen. Josie & the Pussycats have edited the school song. Veronica has scribbled in first-day-of-school style tips. Cheryl Blossom has a shout-out for the cheerleaders. In fact, everything in here has totally been made over! But don’t toss the book away just yet. It still contains everything you need to know about Riverdale. Because why would it have an ordinary handbook? It’s not an ordinary school, after all… Everything you really need to know about Riverdale life A full-colour school handbook – but not as you know it! Blockbusting show that’s won seven Teen Choice awards Essential reading for keen followers of the Netflix show