“ Girl, 15, charming but insane, huge bum, massive ears, seeks… Well. Seeks Ben Jones, but failing that, large Muslim-type burka garment to cover her deformities…” Life can be awkward when your best friend is a goddess, you are a woeful underachiever & Ben Jones won’t even look your way. But that’s the situation Jess is in… so she needs to do something about it! Join Jess in this painfully funny, wonderfully spot-on account of her life. It reveals with technicolor precision the agony, ecstasy & total embarrassment of being a teenager in search of first love! “ There’s laughter all the way & a good old dose of romance.” Sunday Express “A real star.” School Librarian