Why is catalogue shopping responsible for Jonathan Ross's inimitable sense of style?
Why might wearing cape & mask be a fast track to heaven?
Why does Jonathan wince every time he sees a Hoover?
And why did he fall in love with a deep-sea diver?
Why? Because this is Jonathan Ross. & nothing is out of bounds when it comes to talking about life as he knows it. From sex & pugs to rock 'n' roll & genital warts, Jonathan holds forth as only he can. This sharply observed, laugh-out-loud, outrageous page-turner will leave you asking just one question... Why didn't he write it sooner?