Mum has just got a new job as a firelighter in some unheated volcanoes nearby. It doesn't matter to Dad, who's at work all day anyway. & it doesn't matter to Puffing Bill, who just blows smoke rings & backfires all day. But it does matter to Crossfire
- a lot. Who will sing his puff-a-bye at bedtime? When their new au-pair, Smokescreen, arrives & doesn't do anything like Mummy used to do, Crossfire is quizzical & upset. Gradually, though, as the rapport grows between the dragon au pair & Crossfire, he realizes that being with Smokescreen instead of Mum is lots of fun in a different way.
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When middle-aged Martha & her husband George are joined by the younger Nick & Honey for late-night drinks after a party, the stage is set for a night of drunken recriminations & revelations. Battle-lines are drawn as Martha & George drag their guests into their own private hell of a marriage. ...

As lead singer & extraordinary frontman of SLADE, Noddy Holder was one of the most successful musicians of the '70s & '80s. The epitome of the Glam Rock look & lifestyle, they released anthem after anthem as they mixed pure pop madness with football chant choruses. Seemingly on a mission to corrupt the spelling of a generation, the hits are songs we still hold dear today: MAMA WEER ALL CRAZEE NOW, LOOK WOT YOU DUN, CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE... In a short few years they had 12 top five hits, 6 of them making 1 spot. Their albums also topped the charts & their huge Christmas anthem MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY has entered the top twenty over 7 times. In the '80s Slade made a brilliant revival with even more hits, especially RUN RUN AWAY & the classic MY OH MY. Today Noddy is as loved by the British public as he has ever been & in this hilarious autobiography he will tell us his complete life story, from growing up in the Midlands, to performing in the working men's clubs. The information of their first group, The N' Betweens & the mutation into an unlikely skinhead group, Ambrose Slade. & then, of course, Glam Rock & all the excesses of lifestyle that accompanied the outrageous clothes, not to mention guitarist Dave Hill's incredible hair style. ...

As lead singer & extraordinary frontman of SLADE, Noddy Holder was one of the most successful musicians of the '70s & '80s. The epitome of the Glam Rock look & lifestyle, they released anthem after anthem as they mixed pure pop madness with football chant choruses. Seemingly on a mission to corrupt the spelling of a generation, the hits are songs we still hold dear today: MAMA WEER ALL CRAZEE NOW, LOOK WOT YOU DUN, CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE... In a short few years they had 12 top five hits, 6 of them making 1 spot. Their albums also topped the charts & their huge Christmas anthem MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY has entered the top twenty over 7 times. In the '80s Slade made a brilliant revival with even more hits, especially RUN RUN AWAY & the classic MY OH MY. Today Noddy is as loved by the British public as he has ever been & in this hilarious autobiography he will tell us his complete life story, from growing up in the Midlands, to performing in the working men's clubs. The information of their first group, The N' Betweens & the mutation into an unlikely skinhead group, Ambrose Slade. & then, of course, Glam Rock & all the excesses of lifestyle that accompanied the outrageous clothes, not to mention guitarist Dave Hill's incredible hair style. ...

' Who's in the loo? There's a very long queue. Is it an elephant having a poo?'

If your house has many occupants,

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' Who's in the loo? There's a very long queue. Is it an elephant having a poo?'

If your house has many occupants,

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The BBC describes Doctor Who as the most poular ongoing series it has ever made. Now, over forty years after the first episode aired, the cult series has returned to the small screen with a huge budget & with acclaimed writer/producer Russel T Davies at the helm. A new generation of viewers is ready to adopt Christopher Eccleston as 'their' Doctor, just as previous generations embraced William Hartnell, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker & Peter Davison.
The unofficial guide, covering every aspect of Doctor Who broadcast to date, details not just the 700-plus episodes of the TV series (1963 to 1989) but also the radio serials, TV movie, charity specials & Internet-broadcast animated serials that have been transmitted while the television series has been off the air. Providing transmission dates, trivia, opinions & commentary, Who's Next will inform & entertain the series' newest viewers as well as providing long-term fans with a fresh & indispensable set of critical perspectives.
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Marvin Kreitman, the luggage baron of South London, lives for sex. Or at least he lives for women. At present he loves four women
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Ever wondered what it is like to step out on to a pitch with 50, 000 fans screaming abuse at you while you try & make an informed decision? Or what really gets said between players or managers in the tunnel or the white heat of the game? Or exactly the best way to control 22 angry young men when all hell breaks loose? Well here ...