Andrew Collins was born 37 years ago in Northampton. His parents never split up, in fact they rarely exchanged a cross word. No-one abused him. Nobody died. He got on well with his brother & sister & none of his friends drowned in a canal. He has never stayed overnight in a hospital & has no emotional scars from his upbringing, except a slight lingering resentment that Anita Barker once mocked the stabilisers on his bike. Where Did It All Go Right? is a jealous memoir written by someone who occasionally wishes life had dealt him a few more juicy marketable blows. The author delves back into his first 18 years in search of something
- anything
- that might have left him deeply & irreparably damaged. With tales of bikes, telly, sweets, good health, domestic harmony & happy holidays, Andrew aims to bring a little hope to all those out there living with the emotional after-effects of a really nice childhood. Andrew Collins kept a diary from the age of five, so he really can remember what he had for tea everyday & what he did at school, excerpts from his diary run throughout the book & it is this detail which makes his story so compelling.

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Where did that baby come from... & can we take it back? An older sibling has all sorts of questions about the new arrival. Why does it always cry? Did it come from the shop or the zoo? Or maybe Dad built it from a kit? But when baby laughs & plays peek-a-boo it doesn't seem so different from me or you! ...

Have you ever wondered just what it is that other people get up to in bed, or why it is that some people are kinkier than others? Well, worry no more. Where Do Nudists Keep Their Hankies? has the answer to every question you could ever have imagined, & quite a few more besides. Including:

WHAT DO THEY CALL A BRAZILIAN BIKINI WAX IN BRAZIL?
WHY DO MEN FALL ASLEEP AFTER SEX?
DOES THE ETIQUETTE OF SWINGING EXTEND TO ASKING YOUR MATE



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When fashion designer Lauren Redstone gets drunk in Las Vegas to celebrate a successful deal, she does something very impulsive: she bumps into a tall, drawling cowboy called Grayson, sleeps with him & then marries him the same day. Sober the next morning, she flees the hotel room & tries to renage on the arrangement. But Grayson refuses to play ball, insisting she gives their unlikely coupling a chance out on his ranch where she can get to know the stranger she married. & in return, he agrees to spend an equal amount of time in her high society Californian world. But as the couple fall for one another in these wildly different environments, it seems both Lauren ...

With a baby on the way & a need to make the world safe for infant-kind, an unassuming film-maker from West Virginia employs his complete lack of experience, knowledge & expertise to find the most wanted & dangerous man on earth.

Beginning his epic quest in New York City, he zigzags the globe in search of the bearded man: to Britain, France, Egypt, Morocco, Israel, Palestine, Saudi Arabia & Afghanistan, drawing ever closer to the heart of darkness in the tribal regions of Pakistan. Along the way he interviews experts & imams, breaks the Ramadan fast with Muslim families, identifies the surprising similarities between Osama bin Laden & Keyser Soze, helps disarm bombs with an Israeli squad, accompanies the British & US Armies in Afghanistan, & much, much more.. . all in an attempt to understand the Muslim world & the roots of the conflict overshadowing the globe today.

He emerges with a much deeper knowledge of the world into which his child will be born, & of the roots of fundamentalism & the



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With a baby on the way & a need to make the world safe for infant-kind, an unassuming film-maker from West Virginia employs his complete lack of experience, knowledge & expertise to find the most wanted & dangerous man on earth.

Beginning his epic quest in New York City, he zigzags the globe in search of the bearded man: to Britain, France, Egypt, Morocco, Israel, Palestine, Saudi Arabia & Afghanistan, drawing ever closer to the heart of darkness in the tribal regions of Pakistan. Along the way he interviews experts & imams, breaks the Ramadan fast with Muslim families, identifies the surprising similarities between Osama bin Laden & Keyser Soze, helps disarm bombs with an Israeli squad, accompanies the British & US Armies in Afghanistan, & much, much more.. . all in an attempt to understand the Muslim world & the roots of the conflict overshadowing the globe today.

He emerges with a much deeper knowledge of the world into which his child will be born, & of the roots of fundamentalism & the



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In 1998, on the lookout for adventure & willing to take a risk, John Burnett left the comforts of the mainstream & became a UN relief worker in Somalia. He was completely unprepared for the realities of working in a country without government or law, where the only authority comes from a loaded gun. Held at gunpoint by a child soldier, having to watching a baby die of malaria in his arms, the experience profoundly changed the way he saw the world. ...

In 1998, on the lookout for adventure & willing to take a risk, John Burnett left the comforts of the mainstream & became a UN relief worker in Somalia. He was completely unprepared for the realities of working in a country without government or law, where the only authority comes from a loaded gun. Held at gunpoint by a child soldier, having to watching a baby die of malaria in his arms, the experience profoundly changed the way he saw the world. ...