It's 1977 & Jack Sheffield is appointed headmaster of a small village primary school in North Yorkshire. So begins Jack's eventful journey through the school year & his attempts to overcome the many problems that face him as a young & inexperienced headmaster.

The many colourful chapters include Ruby the 20 stone caretaker with an acute spelling problem, a secretary who worships Margaret Thatcher, a villager who grows giant carrots, a barmaid/parent who requests sex lessons, & a five-year-old boy whose language is colourful in the extreme. & then there's also beautiful, bright Beth Henderson, who is irresistibly attractive to the young headmaster...

Warm, funny & nostalgic, Teacher, Teacher is a delightful read that is guaranteed to make you feel better, whatever kind of day you've had.



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As you've probably realised, kids & teachers are two entirely different species. Why do teachers behave so oddly? Because they're from a different planet, that's why! But remember, they think the odd things you do are just as funny! & in this little book the jokes are on everyone
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It was the biggest cycling team ever seen in Britain, supported by one of the world's most famous names. They took on the old-school Europeans in their own backyard, pushing a huge wave of support & excitement before them as they shook foundations of one of the world's most traditional sports. Then, on the brink of greatness, the house of cards folded. Now, for the first time, the full inside story of the Linda Mc Cartney Pro Cycling Team can be told. Peaks & troughs, mood swings & wheel spins, millionaires & bankrupts, they're all there. You can read the truth about the stars, water-carriers & fixers that make cycling such an enthralling game. TEAM ON THE RUN is the unique story of how the most famous vegetarian in the world came to sponsor the world's only vegetarian professional sporting team. Hear about how a small-time British outfit grew so quickly they elbowed their way into the Tour of Italy, putting a fair few Roman noses out of joint before returning home with a share of the spoils. Then delve into the mystery of how a team personally funded & endorsed by one of the world's richest men could dissolve into thin air virtually overnight, millions in the red. Taking an anecdotal ride from the team's birth in 1998 to its spectacular implosion in 2001, you will be able to picture Sir Paul Mc Cartney knocking out a quick ' Lady Madonna' for the boys on his 'old joanna' & David Mackenzie making the whole of Italy choke on its proscuitto & cabbage, until the boys limp home battered, bruised & penniless when the well runs dry. Written by the team's press officer, John Deering, TEAM ON THE RUN provides a revealing glimpse into the machinations & eye-popping realities of the cycling merry-go-round. ...

Charlie has a football mad family
- her mother gives a yellow card rather than a ticking off (because you can't argue with the
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At just six years old Tom Wilson fell prey to a predator of the worst sort. David Murphy was supposed to be his carer, instead he lifted his victims from their beds in the dead of night, & Tom was powerless to stop it.

Tom endured years of horrific abuse which led to years of silence & self-torture. He grew up to be a troubled man, stumbling through care homes, schools, borstal & eventually prison. The damage that was done to him in those early years had destroyed his life.

Then, one day, Tom read a newspaper article which unlocked the terrible memories he



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Tiger Starr has risen from nothing to become burlesque

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NATASHA LINNET, HEROINE OF TEMPER TANTRUMS, IS BACK, & WITH HER PET DIRTY OLD MAN IN FRANCE, SHE IS FEELING DEPRIVED OF KINKY SEX. UNFORTUNATLEY, GABRIELLE SALINGER, THE THERAPIST FROM HELL, HAS FOUND OUT ABOUT NATASHA'A SEX LIFE. NOT WANTING TO END UP AS A CASE STUDY IN PERVERSION, NATASHA TRIES TO KEEP HER NOSE CLEAN, & WALKS STRAIGHT INTO THE FLABBY EMBRACE OF THE AWFUL MONTY HARTLE, WHOSE MAIN JOY IN LIFE IS THE HUMILIATION OF WOMEN. BEFORE LONG, NATASHA FINDS THAT SHE CAN'T HANDLE THE FILTHY MONTY, & THAT WHAT GABRIELLE REALLY WANTS IS NOT WORK RELATED AT ALL! THAT LEAVES ONLY ONE WAY OUT, & NA TASHA EXPLOITS IT TO THE FULL. ...