Tales of the Tartan Army is a glimpse into the occasionally surreal & often all-too-real ranks of a platoon of footsoldiers in the great & bravehearted Army's search to find a team to follow which is worthy of their support. These are the rampant guys & rare gals that you see screaming their allegiance in stadiums around the world, from Mexico to Croatia, via Iceland & Spain, usually imprisoned in a postage-stamp-sized section of the ground behind razor-wire, snarling security forces & killer dogs. These are the people who make Scotland famous the world over for their warmth, generosity & capacity for strong drink. They'll make you laugh & maybe once or twice they'll make you shed a furtive tear. Their clan slogan is ' We'll support you ever more! F*** the score!'. & once you've read about them, you'll want to join them. You'll be welcome.