When it isn't prison, it's hell.
Or at least that's the heartfelt belief of conscripts Jonathan Browne & Mike ' Ginger' Brady. For this is the British Army in the days of National Service, a grimy deposit of post-war gloom. An endless round of kit layout, square-bashing, shepherd's pie 'made with real shepherds' & drills are relieved only by the occasional lecture on firearms or V.D. The reckless, impulsive Mike & the more pragmatic Jonathan adopt radically different attitudes to survive this two-year confiscation of their freedom, with dramatic consequences