Meet Burt Hecker, aka Eckbert Attquiet, a 63 year old medieval re-enactor with a momentous nose, who dresses in tunics & drinks too much home-made mead. His treasured wife Kitty has died & their strange & beautiful relationship is now the stuff of history; he has sold all of his possessions & bought a one-way ticket to Europe, bent on rescuing his beloved son Tristan from the