Did you hear about the scarecrow that won the Nobel Prize?
He was outstanding in his field.
What kind of cheese can hide a horse?
Mascarpone.
What about the red ship & the violet ship that collided at sea?
Over one hundred sailors were marooned.
Did you hear about the paranoid vegetarian?
He always feared the wurst.
A blonde Essex girl walked into a bar with an Englishman, & Irishman & a Scotsman, & started to change the lightbulb. The barman asked,