May the verse be with you! Inspired by one of the greatest creative minds in the English language
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This is the ultimate tongue-in-cheek gift with hilarious packaging too! The Willy Exerciser is a plastic miniature dumb bell, perfectly designed to fit neatly on your pecker & allow you to tense & strain for that six-pack sausage! The Willy Exerciser comes packaged in a colour display box. ...

How's your wrist action?!?! This makes a fun party-piece for all players to participate in! We all love a game of hoopla but its so much more fun using a willy instead! Objective of the game, just in case you haven't played before, is to throw the rings to land around the penis. Great fun for 2 or more players. Our extremely popular Willy Hoopla game comes packaged in a brightly coloured Gift Box, in our stylish black & pink artwork which is used throughout our entire Girls Night Out range. The willy & colourful hoops are both plastic. ...

Introducing ' Willy the Warmer, ' your charmingly playful, phallic-shaped plushie, expertly crafted to provide warmth & endless comfort. This unique, dual-eyed companion is equipped with a special pouch filled with millet seeds, easily reheatable in the microwave. This feature ensures a prolonged, cosy cuddling experience for several hours. Fashioned from premium 100% polyester, ' Willy the Warmer' promises consistent softness & a cuddly touch, making it a delightful addition to any setting. Its plush texture remains gentle, ensuring a comfortable experience every time. For maintenance, gently clean with a damp cloth to remove any marks or stains, preserving its pristine condition. Perfect as a humorous & quirky gift, ' Willy the Warmer' is sure to bring a smile to anyone who appreciates a bit of playful fun. Ideal for gifting or personal indulgence, don't hesitate to order the 'winning Willy the Warmer Heated Plushie Penis Cushion' today & embrace the joy of warmth & laughter. ...

Extra-large collectible Star Wars Chewbacca figure. This 7.5-inch tin collector's item features a huge attention to detail on both the front & the back, with authentic character details across every surface. Wind up the clockwork key & then release the figure to make it roll forwards on any flat surface. This beautiful tin collectible will be very popular with collectors & is part of a range of other Star Wars figures. ...

There are always smears, tough spots & things blocking your vision on the inside of your windscreen when you're a driver & finding the right cloth/shammy to sort it can be tricky Well fret no more, this h&-held Windscreen Wizard has a built-in water sprayer & won't leave any streaks or smears The microfibre bonnets are removable & machine
Washable.


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Travel through nearly 1000 years of history as you walk through the majestic surroundings of Windsor Castle. Built by William the Conquer in 1070, Windsor is the worlds oldest & largest inhabited Castle. The castle is still the main residence of the current royal family, with The Queen's standard flying high about the Round Tower when she is home. Your extensive tour of the castle & grounds will take in the breath-taking St Georges chapel, the state apartments, the drawing gallery & the colossal St Georges Hall, where The Queen hosts her guests for dinner on a single long 160 seater table. Once your tour is complete, you can sample some delicacies of your own with a traditional afternoon tea at The Harte & Garter. Here you will be treated to a beautiful selection of hand cut sandwiches & freshly prepared scones with jam & clotted cream all topped off, of course, with a hot pot of tea! ...

Hilarious gag for wine lovers! It's both a glass, & it's own bottle! Our unique vessel lets you enjoy an entire 750 ml bottle of wine without ever having to refill your glass! Very handy when you don't feel like sharing, & so much classier than drinking straight from the bottle! Hand wash only Hand wash. ...

This nifty little gadget is cleverly disguised as a wine bottle & sits perfectly on your wine rack surrounded by the genuine article! But open it up & you will find that it is actually a handy kit containing a lever-style corkscrew, bottle collar, pourer, stopper & foil cutter. With the Wine Bottle Kit everything is kept neatly in one place ready for you to be the hostess with the mostess! Contents: 1x Bottle Stopper 1x Waiter's Friend (Bottle opener) 1x Bottle Collar 1x Bottle Pourer 1x Foil Cutter Dimensions: Height
- 31cm Width
- 7.2cm Depth
- 7.2cm


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* This nifty little gadget is *cleverly disguised as a wine bottle *and sits perfectly on your wine rack surrounded by the genuine article! But *open it up & you will find that it is actually a handy kit **containing a lever-style corkscrew, bottle collar, pourer, stopper & foil cutter. With the Wine Bottle Kit everything is kept neatly in one place ready for you to be the hostess with the mostess! Contents: 1x Bottle Stopper * 1x Waiters Friend (Bottle opener) * 1x Bottle Collar * 1x Bottle Pourer * 1x Foil Cutter Dimensions: Height
- 31cm * Width
- 7.2cm * Depth
- 7.2cm


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