Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that 'it's in the way that you tell them', Dads
- for the best part of forever
- have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it's telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say
- jokes that will make you groan, sigh.. .and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes & some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers
- but don't tell your dad that, it'll only encourage him! Word count: 35, 000



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Dads have been attempting & failing at telling jokes for years The Very Embarrassing Book Of Dad Jokes is full of legendary jokes that only a dad will go for, so prepare to be further embarrassed as he chooses his moment to make you groan again, most likely in front of your friends As soon as your embarrassment has been spotted (this he will notice), it's highly likely that a stream of these awful jokes is going to be launched again & again, so take cover, it's not going to be pretty In fact, The Very Embarrassing Book Of Dad Jokes is that bad that by the time you have heard them over & over again, you may have been converted

Features: A book of embarrassing jokes taken from Dads the world over In hardback
- comprising 224 pages


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From the bestselling authors of We're Going on a Bar Hunt, comes another hilarious parody of a much-loved children's book. This time, we follow the quest of one man as he attempts to shake off his hangover, through eating whatever he can get his hands on, & annoying his family in the process. The perfect book for anyone who fondly remembers the original, but has now grown up & knows all too well just how painful hungover days can be... ...

For a wonderful day out in London, look no further than this The View from the Shard & Marco Pierre White package. The only observation deck offering 360 degree views of the capital, The Shard is the brainchild of master architect Renzo Plano. From the platform, you'll be able to soak in an unrivalled vision of the city's iconic skyline for up to 40 miles around don't forget your camera! Next head over to Marco Pierre White in Islington for a delicious three course meal, chosen from an enticing set menu. From crispy calamari & beetroot & goats cheese salad to Eton mess, there's something to tempt every taste bud! ...

One of London's newest & most popular attractions, The View from The Shard is the only observation deck where you can get 360 degree views of the capital for up to 40 miles around. The brain child of Master Architect Renzo Piano, The Shard is the tallest building in Western Europe; a stunning, giant glass fragment that redefines the London skyline, & from 800ft up, you will see why. You'll get unparalleled views of the most famous of London's landmarks including The Tower of London, The London Eye, Tower Bridge & St Paul’s Cathedral, after shooting up to the observation deck in the state of the art, high speed kaleidoscopic lift. Whether you are a Londoner through & through or just visiting the capital, the breath-taking view from The Shard is one attraction not to be missed. ...

A mecca of entertainment, culture, arts & history, the capital city welcomes over 15 million tourists a year & is now one of the most popular cities in the world. Dominating the iconic London skyline, The View from The Shard is one attraction not to be missed. Offering stunning panoramic views for up to 40 miles around, you'll be able to gaze across the beautiful city from the highest viewing platform in London, taking in plenty of sights & landmarks that align the River Thames. Next, you'll enjoy a delectable afternoon tea for two at a luxurious location of your choice, including the notable Hotel Chocolat. You'll both experience a taste of the high life as you dine on a wonderful afternoon tea feast, topping off this magnificent day out. ...

This combo has a speckled dark chocolate Easter Egg & four of our satisfying dark chocolate caramels. The Speckled Egg is made using rich 70% dark chocolate & hand decorated with white cocoa butter. Our dark chocolate caramel is simply yet utterly irresistible! Fresh cream caramel straight up in dark chocolate. ...

If you're floundering in life, striking out in love, struggling to pay the rent, & worried about it all -- you're in luck! World Champion Worrier & Expert Insomniac Gemma Correll is here to assure you that it could be much, much worse. In her hugely popular comic drawings, Gemma Correll dispenses dubious advice & unreliable information on life as she sees it, including The Dystopian Zodiac, Reward Stickers for Grown-Ups, Palm Reading for Millennials, & a Map of the Introvert's Heart. For all you fellow agonizers, fretters, & nervous wrecks, this book is for you. Read it & weep...with laughter ...

We sure hope that none of these worst case scenarios will ever affect us BUT with the Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook we'll be prepared if they do! With volcanoes, sinkholes & more around the world we need the funny, yet helpful advice of this handbook to guide us through it! Never flinch at shadows or see danger lurking around every corner, now you will have The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook to help you get through it! ...

We are really proud of our folding theatre-in-a-box, an innovative reinvention of one of the best-loved toys of all time. It is simple, sturdy & incredibly easy to set up & fold away. Just turn the box upside down, unfold the wings & slot them into the stage floor & you're ready to put on a show in a matter of minutes. It comes with beautifully illustrated backdrops, scenery pieces, curtains & characters, as well as two play scripts & tickets. Just cut them out, colour them in & invite your family & friends over for the play. Also contains scissors & a glue stick. ...