Most of us have experienced moments of wind-based humiliation we'd prefer to forget. This light-hearted survival guide for the digestively challenged will provide you with all you need to know about dealing with such mortifying occasions. In hilarious farting scenarios, from the standard wedding-day guff to the not-so-ordinary operating-theatre explosion, you will be offered three courses of action: the sane route, the more adventurous option & the kamikaze approach. Interspersed with these, you will also find chapters packed with fascinating & absolutely true farting facts, proverbs & 'words of windsdom' from around the world. The unapologetic guffer can also test their life skills in two different fartventures of equally humiliating proportions to see if they can emerge unscathed from potentially life-changing situations threatened by a desperate need for a colossal blow-off. At the end of this guide there is also a beautifuly illustrated game of Big Trumps to be played
- pit yourself against your friends to collect society's farting superheroes. Highly entertaining, The Farter's Survival Guide is the perfect gift to publicly shame the culpably flatulent, & essential reading for all aficionados of this varied & most natural form of expression.
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The perfect present for anyone who loves spending time down at the allotment or in the garden
- a nifty tin with plenty of space
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No other drink can match the notoriety of gin; from the dark days of the Gin Craze to the decadent bars of the Jazz age, gin has caused quite a stir over the years. Time to fill your glass with ice & stir your curiosity with this 'ginfo' graphic guide. Discover its different guises, how it’s made, & which exotic botanicals transform it from plain old vodka into Mother’s ruin. With recipes for classic gin-based cocktails, alongside tips on making the perfect G&T, this guide is just the tonic for your juniper-spirited needs. 100% Cotton Tea Towel. Made in Britain. Wash Max 50 degrees. 48cm x 76cm / 19” x 30” ...

The Gin Game is the perfect way to get the (Gin) party started! With 225 gin-themed trivia cards, it's great for be-gin-ners in gin & gin connoisseurs alike! Answer the questions & collect the necessary ingredients to make a gin & tonic. Who will mix it first, & win at gin?!
Includes:: Gameboard 6 Collection Cards 225 Gin themed questions 75 Shaken or stirred cards 120 Ingredient Cards 6 Playing Pieces 1 Die 1 Instruction Sheet
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- a curated collection of 10 essential baking tools, each
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Relax & unwind with this yummy collection of bath melts! A set of 4 melts each a different scummy cake flavor! All handmade in the UK using natural & preservative free ingredients! ...

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- our Grumpheads Oddsocks! With 6 odd socks to mix & match to their heart's
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