Sat Nag

Product Description

The Sat Nag is the greatest in-car invention since the Sat Nav. Actually no, we take that back, its better than a Sat Nav, & even if its guaranteed to get you nowhere fast, its one of those jokes that just keeps on giving. Press the button on the front & a very well-recorded, patronising womans voice will come out with one of a host of hysterical Sat Nav-type commands. With such crackers as: "I know youre a man, but its been 35 minutes now, so can you please admit youre lost & ask someone the way"; & " In 100 metres turn left. No right, err, no left. Sorry, I never can tell my left from my right", as well as " In 50 meters Im going to put on my most annoying voice & say Is your short cut really faster when we get stuck in traffic like this, well, is it darling?" & " In 100 meters Im going to talk to you in that special voice, which should let you know youve upset me in some way that is bound to be your fault". There are loads of them, & the main reason theyre so darn funny is that (whilst ducking a flying shoe) theyre so accurate, weve all been there, & boy are we all going there again. There are a few not in front of the children comments, but none that are too offensive. This anti-compass has a holographic screen, highlighting the important roads such as Whiny Lane, Backseat Drive & Earache Avenue, & will have you howling with laughter both at the idiosyncrasies of women in passenger seats & also how dumb men are behind the wheel
- every car should have one. With over 25 infuriating phrases delivered by a patronising & irritating female voice
- its Sat Nag! Dimensions: Height
- 8cm Width
- 10cm Depth
- 2cm