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Whether you are waiting for a train, lying on the beach or waiting for a friend, crosswords are great to break a mental sweat, not to mention the fact they provide a cheap & fun way to procrastinate. At times however the crossword experience can drive you crazy... you just can't figure out the last clue, you text all your friends & even dare to seek the council of the strangers around you. In the event that the paper lands in the bottom of the litter bin & the crossword is incomplete it can prove to be a most dissatisfying & frustrating pastime! What you need is someone with great general knowledge, with a cryptic mind & an IQ of 185. Then all you need to do is persuade them be around 24/7 so that they are on hand to answer any perplexing crossword questions as they arise. Easy! After that, shrink them down to a suitable size (so they can fit in your handbag or pocket) & you will never suffer crossword disappointment again. Well after realising there might be a demand for such a person, the clever folk at Lexibook built a little robot, trained him in the art of crosswords & reproduced him so we can all benefit from his knowledge.
Features: Database of over 140, 000 words From the same data as in the Sunday Express Crossword Dictionary 250 Subject Categories Enter a series of '?', press Enter & find answers to even the hardest crossword clues Hangman & Jumble Word Games Integral Lid for Extra Protection Context-sensitive Help Helps to solve cryptic clues QWERTY Keyboard LCD Dot Matrix Display Packaging

Dimensions (mm): 115 x 183 x 30 Warranty: 2 years


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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumband I’m not blonde either. Don’t get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life. People are always asking me in interviews, What do you think of foreign affairs?’ I just say, I’ve had a few.’ Dolly Partonor the Dolly Lama, as she has been calledis renowned for her hilarious"es, witty one-liners, & self-deprecating humor. In Pocket Dolly Wisdom, the Queen of Country’s best"es have been compiled into a handy pocket-sized edition, perfect for reading on the go. So if you’re feeling blue, need a laugh, a hug, or some solid Southern advice, this is the book for you. From love to diets, life advice, & more, there’s something for every Dolly fan. ...

The Pocket IQ test is a fun & easy way to get an accurate IQ score in as little as 45 minutes. What is my IQ? An intelligence"ient or IQ is a score derived from a set of questions measuring intelligence. But try not to be fooled... Your IQ score is not the be-all-&-end-all. Take our two Directors Zak & Barney for example. Both successful wealthy business owners... combined IQ 83... The Pocket IQ test is a handy compact kit which contains instructions, two sets of questions, answers & scoring system. Each test will take just 45 minutes. The questions are fun & the scores very revealing. So what are you waiting for, find out what your IQ score is. But don't forget... take note of anyone that scores less than you, it will prove a handy weapon in future arguments. Age Suitability: Suitable for all adults & children age 9 or over ...

Widely known as the trailblazer of the selfie movement, Kim Kardashian is recognizably one of the most iconic celebrities in the world. Notorious for her rear (and front) assets, that pout & being married to Kanye West (of course), Kim has a lot of wisdom to share with the world, & who are we to stop her?! Hailed by many as the modernday personification of Marilyn Monroe, Kim Kardashian has something to say on everything from fashion & style to sex, talent & even baby names! In Pocket Kim Wisdom, Kim's best"es have been compiled into a handy edition, perfect for reading on the go. Whether you're in need of an injection of self-confidence, some style advice, or just a good laugh at some shocking proclamations, this is the book for you. ...

Apparently the world changed forever on the invention of the microscope. The world we could see with the naked eye became more detailed & things we didn't even know existed changed the way we lived (like teeny tiny bacteria). All these hundreds of years later people are still enjoying the pleasure of micro exploration. & with the invention of this handy Pocket Microscope its easier than ever to explore the miniature. The Pocket Microscope has powerful optics which reveal clear, sharp focused objects at 30x magnification! See the fine detailed designs on banknotes, examine skin & hair, see how this pages are printed using millions of coloured dots, try looking at fibres in clothes, like wool & cotton. The adventure is never ending. Prepare to see the world in a completely new & surprising way. The impressive images will fascinate young scientists! Dimensions: * Height *- 150mm * * Width *- 100mm * * Depth *- 30mm ...

Your next pint is never far away with Paladone Products' Pocket Pint Glass. Just add the refreshing beverage of your choice! Perfect for festivals, sporting events & any occasion where a shortage of pint sized drinking vessels may be a real possibility, the Pocket Pint is the essential drinking accessory. The Pocket Pint measures just 9.5 cms in diameter & under 4 cms in depth making it a handy size to carry around in your jacket. Just unscrew the lid, extend the Pocket Pint to its full height & it's ready for use. The Pocket Pint will stay upright when filled so they'll be no sudden loss of liquid. Turn the lid upside down & you've got a nice little container for crisps, peanuts or any other stray snacks that might come your way. The Pocket Pint is not dishwasher safe so you may have to swill it in some warm soapy water occasionally. The Pocket Pint is one pocket gadget you'll wonder how you ever managed to live without. The Pocket Pint is part of the new Gentleman's Club range a range of accessories to help today's young gentleman find his way in society. ...

Featuring beautifully illustrated portraits, Pocket Queer Wisdom is a tribute to some of the most inspirational people of all time. ...

You betta work! Pocket Ru Paul Wisdom contains only the fiercest advice from the supermodel of the world. Learn how to sissy that walk, sashay, shante, & slay the runway. ...

Its back, & its GOLD. Connect via Bluetooth?, & blast your carefully curated playlists in style, with our Pocket Tin Speaker 2.0. With up to 5 hours play time off a 2 hour charge, the speaker will stay connected from up to 7 meters away, which means you can go about your very important party hosting business without having to forsake your phone to leads & wires. ...