Whether we'd admit it or not, most of us have been caught out at least once in our adult lives by our bodily functions. & everyone has a hideous story about a 'friend' who has found themselves in a.. . sticky situation. The stories in this collection have all found their way to the author first-h&, making for one of the most shameful & debasing anthologies you will ever read. From office nightmares to dates from hell, & from moments when it just can't wait, to incidents with strangers, this book is guaranteed to have you crossing your legs in anguish. ...

Particularly relevant for homes with just one toilet, the contamination zone will be given enough clearance for the required amount of time for the fall-out to dissipate! Other household members will be saved the trauma of witnessing someone else's floater or inhaling poo fumes! Ugghhh! ...

Soften, nourish, & tame your moustache & beard with these Vitamin E infused oils. Fortified to condition but also hydrate your skin beneath. The ultimate skincare addition to your grooming routine! Directions: Put 2-3 drops of oil in your palms. Spread evenly in your palms & fingers. Brush your palms along the front side of your beard. Use your fingertips to coat the hairs of your moustache. Use a comb to evenly distribute the oil while setting the hairs back in place. SLS/SLES, Paraben Free & Cruelty Free. ...

Discover a rich & luscious lather with this Shave Cream with luxe shaving brush. Formulated with Vitamin C & Shea Butter to calm & nourish skin while softening hair for a close shave. The perfect size for home or on the-the-go! Directions: Apply a warm wet cloth to your face, let sit for a minute. Remove cloth & proceed to apply a rich coating of shave cream to your face using the wet shave brush. Massage the cream over the facial hair using the luxe brush, be sure to massage in the direction of hair growth. Once you achieve the desired consistency & coverage commence your shaving routine! ...

Discover a rich & luscious lather with this Shave Cream & luxe shaving brush. Formulated with Vitamin C & Shea Butter to calm & nourish the skin while softening hair for a close shave. Help your skin to recover from shaving with this Aftershave Cream that will help to soothe any redness. The perfect size for home or on -the-go! Directions: Apply a warm wet cloth to your face, let it sit for a minute. Remove cloth & proceed to apply a rich coating of shave cream to your face using the wet shave brush. Massage the cream over your facial hair using the luxe brush, be sure to massage in the direction of hair growth. Once you achieve the desired consistency & coverage, commence your shaving routine! After you have finished shaving apply the Aftershave lotion liberally with hands. ...

The original Zap Cap was amazing, it turned the dull chore of opening drinks bottles into an absolute pleasure! & it feels even better now with this premium stainless steel zap cap. Although we still love the original zap cap, you can definitely tell the difference between this version & its predecessor. When you hold the stainless steel zap cap you will notice the difference straight away, you can feel the cool metal in your hand & the weight of it is surprising for its size. We also can not forget that it also looks ultra stylish, in its shiny finish! The way it works is simple. Place the zapper on top of any crown topped bottle (even screw tops), whack it with the palm of your hand & Bobs your uncle
- one ice cold beer ready for consumption. This doesn't seem like much, but once you open one bottle you will be hooked! The weird thing about the Zap Cap is that it is strangely addictive. Although a lot of you might think this is a good thing (more addictive = more beer), it becomes a little harder to use the more you use it (if you see what we mean), but even those in the most inebriated states will find it very straight forward. Also your dentist will thank you, as it will help stop all those broken teeth you have from past attempts to look cool in front of your mates! So we recommend you buy a few of these, as they are great presents at a great price, but just make sure you keep one for yourself!
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The Zap Cap bottle opener is an ingenious invention which will allow you to remove crown caps with the simplest of effort, simply punch the Zap Cap over the neck of the bottle & it is removed with one simple action. A magnet on the side of the Zap Cap will hold the cap in place for easy disposal. A great gift, superb party trick as seen on GMTV & Ready Steady Cook. ...

The Waiters Friend traditional corkscrew is constructed from a heavyweight metal & is a stylish & innovative design. It consists of a corkscrew, a foil cutter & a standard metal-top bottle opener, making it perfect for use at home or work. As the name suggests, a Waiter's Friend is a great help for any waiter
- they are the things that professional wine waiters use to open bottles of wine at your table. Waiters like them because they are small enough to fit in a pocket yet are big enough to open any bottle of wine. They are also very popular for home use for the same reason. Oh, they're pretty cool too! It really is a stylish bit of kit & is a must for any wine enthusiast, either as a gift or for yourself! Dimensions: Length
- 12cm / 5" Height
- 2.5cm / 1"


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Product Description Regular use of this cushioned wooden massager encourages lymphatic drainage & the removal of toxins, helping to break up the deposits that can result in cellulite. This product is ideal to be used in conjunction with our massage oil. ...

Treat yourself to a nice big cup of coffee & reminisce about your favourite TV sitcom with this stylish Friends Cappuccino Mug. This oversized white mug features the instantly recognisable Central Perk logo from the sitcom Friends & is a great accompaniment for your next binge watching session. Just fill it up with your favourite hot beverage, hit play, & let Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, Joey, Ross, & Chandler, make you laugh again. This mug is an ideal gift for any Friends fan & makes a great present for birthdays & Christmas. It also works nicely as a stocking filler or office Secret Santa present. The multi-award winning sitcom Friends is one of the most cherished TV shows of all time. Adored by hardcore fans & critics alike, it’s more than just a show & is now a part of popular culture. Set in New York, Friends followed the trials & tribulations of Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, & Ross. Hilarious & heart-warming in equal measure, Friends spanned 10 seasons, & over 200 episodes, between 1994 & 2004. Having finished many years ago, it’s huge popularity meant that reruns of Friends have been continually shown on UK TV channels, & the show was recently added to Netflix. The Friends Cappuccino Mug is an officially licensed Friends product. ...