Usually huge willies just want to get in there & they’re not at all concerned with the cuddling. Not this Giant Willie Hot Water Bottle though! Yep, this is a dick that’s actually there for you when you need it. It’s a fully functioning hot water bottle that’s great for getting things hot in bed. This makes a great gift for penis-obsessed people & is always fun to have around on a Hen’s Night or Stag Do. So, don’t trawl Tinder to find some good willie, just order this Giant Willie Hot Water Bottle! ...

Ever spent a night under the stars on a clear, summer night? Well, picture this: you are lying in your bed & the ceiling of your room is whipped off revealing the mesmerising heavens above. The Laser Cosmos Projector wont rip the roof off your house, which is probably a good thing, but it will project a stunningly beautiful starry sky across any ceiling helping you relax & unwind while you contemplate the heavens. The star-shaped projector uses powerful green laser & holographic technology to create a clear laser show the likes of which we haven't seen before. The depth of the cosmos produced by this projector is truly breathtaking. The green lasers, green being the most powerful lasers on earth, are shown at different brightnesses creating a truly three dimensional experience. The blue nebula floats serenely around the stars & adds further depth to the cosmos. ...

Laser Twilight formally known as Laser Stars. Now

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Rushing to type an important document? This compact & ultra-portable laser keyboard is integrated with an English QWERTY keyboard layout, with over 400 characters. Simply connect to a USB (Universal Serial Bus) port or switch your devices Bluetooth on, connect to the Laser Keyboard, place on a flat surface & watch the red laser, keys appear! Furthermore you can re-charge your phone on the go as this laser keyboard can also be used as a power bank. Just make sure you charge up the laser device via the USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable & you will always have a spare battery with you! ...

This dual use laser pod is a relaxing colour changing mood light as well as being a light show projector. With the iridescent semi sphere top attached beautiful patterns are created within the Sphere. Remove the top & a dazzling light show is displayed upon your ceiling. Supplied with AC adapter. Individually boxed in great new packaging. Age 14+ ...

A powerful LED torch & red laser beam in a perfect to carry key-ring size. Comes with 3 batteries, pen clip, & key-ring spinner. ...

Brighten up your head lights with these lashes 4cars. These unique double layered lashes for cars are strong & durable. This is a fun product that will most certainly turn heads! Lashes 4cars are easy to apply & fit almost any car. They are packaged in a funky gift box & include a curling tool perfect for keeping your lashes looking perky. ...

Lashes 4 cars are fun, exciting & easy to use & make a great gift for birthdays & other occasions. They have been designed in a way which makes using them more of an enjoyable experience as you can curl the lashes, if you so wish, by using the tool supplied. A double layer of lashes, which makes the product unique, provides additional strength & durability & the size & shape of the lashes 4 cars means they fit most makes & models. Why flash when you can flutter, & make people smile when you drive around! ...

A delightfully macabre miscellany looking at the meals enjoyed by famous people before they took their last breath. They say there are only two things in life you can be sure of: death & taxes. Well, you can add a final meal to that, because no matter who you are
- a prisoner on death row or one of the greatest political minds the world has ever known
- you will have eaten a meal of some description before shuffling off this mortal coil. Have you ever wondered what people ate before they passed, or the dinners served before some of the most momentous event in history occurred? Last Suppers contains the answers to important questions
- such as what did the passengers on the Titanic dine on just hours before the ill-fated vessel sank & did Elvis really die on the toilet while enjoying a giant sandwich
- & gives plenty more interesting nuggets of trivia based around the meals people enjoyed before meeting their maker. It is an irreverent, absorbing & entertaining collection of trivia that makes the perfect gift & provides you with the materials needed to arm yourself with plenty of pointless facts ready for conversations at work or down at the local bar.



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Use your dirty laundry as a punch bag Big enough to hold a heavyweight load of washing & tough enough to take a beating. Rocky trained by punching frozen beef, now you can use your dirty laundry for your work out. Hang the bag in your wardrobe or the corner of your room, until you're ready to take your laundry to the cleaners, literally! Ideal for boxers, trousers & shirts, there's even enough room to throw in the towel. (No puns intended). ...