Step into the captivating world of Jeremy Clarkson's farming escapades with " Diddly Squat: ' Til The Cows Come Home." In this delightful paperback, spanning Approx. 240 pages, the former Top Gear presenter shares his extraordinary journey from a farming novice to a determined farmer at Diddly Squat Farm. As you immerse yourself in this number one Sunday Times bestseller, you'll gain an intimate glimpse into Clarkson's trials & tribulations on the farm, all narrated in his signature dry wit style. Experience the humorous challenges of farm life, from loading a grain trailer that rivals piloting an Apache gunship to navigating the intricacies of farm-to-restaurant transformations. Jeremy Clarkson's anecdotes are not only entertaining but also enlightening, showcasing his relentless spirit & cunning plans, even if they don't always receive the expected reception from his companions on the farm. " Diddly Squat: ' Til The Cows Come Home" offers insightful commentary on the challenges of farming, coupled with a heartfelt narrative of determination, resilience, & the inevitable misadventures that come with embracing a new endeavor. With Clarkson's unique storytelling style & unwavering humor, this book provides a compelling journey into the world of agriculture through the eyes of a familiar & entertaining personality. ...

In all the pages, chapters, & verses of the New Testament, there's not a single mention of Jesus getting a shave. (We do know that John The Baptist got at least one -- & that it didn't go very well.) Assuming Jesus received a shave or two during His lifetime, this remarkably silly mug suggests how it might have looked. The Jesus Shaves Mug begins with the traditional bearded Jesus. But when you pour in hot liquid, a miracle transpires -- His beard gradually vanishes before your very eyes! Before too long, you are looking at a clean-shaven Messiah. Hallelujah! Holds 14 oz. Disappearing mugs are not dishwasher safe but are microwave safe. ...

It's our incredible, sonic wallet! A needle's eye is no place for your camel & an inferior wallet is no place for your hard-earned cash. The Jesus wallet is ever so much more convenient than some seedy money-changer's table
- & a lot less less likely to be overturned. Harps & angels emanate every time you part with your silver.

Includes:: a silencer to stop the sounds if desired.


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Test your steering, balance, & speed
- but hold on tight as these machines have a habit of aquaplaning & throwing you off when
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Finger rings, bracelets, chains & ear-rings all find their place on the Jewelry Tree which is just as beautiful & sculptural as it is fascinatingly simple. In daily use it is not only decorative, but provides you with a good overview of what you can choose among. Louise Christ, the designer, has used mirror-finished aluminium which both tolerates use & has the necessary weight to carry your jewelry without tipping over Louise Christ "I have always worked with distinctive organic shapes, in a universe inspired by everything from single-cell amoeba to corals & planets. This, combined with considerable precision, results in characterful & original products that fall between the precise & the organic." This working method has, among other things, led to one of the latest additions to our range of original products, the Jewellery Tree, which has just been awarded the prestigious Red Dot Design Award 2008.
Material: High Gloss Polished Aluminium Designed by: Louise Christ Dimensions: Height
- 28cm Diameter
- 0.9cm


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Ever wanted to emulate the talent of Jimi Hendrix? Well now you kind of can with the ‘ Are You Experiences’ plectrum gift tin. The set contains 12 different picks, which represent 6 different images of Jimi performing his legendary catalogue of hits & would be an ideal present for music buffs to treasure! ...

MINI JUKEBOX WITH BLUETOOTH, RADIO, CD, MP3 & AUX-IN PLAYBACK ? Compact Mini table top Jukebox with full-function Remote Control (3V/CR2025 Lithium Cell Battery) ? Front vertical Loading single (Audio) CD Player ? Magnetic removable CD Door with Blue LEDs ? LCD Display (with Blue LED backlight) ? MW/FM Radio ? USB (Universal Serial Bus) Port & SD Card Slot for connection & music playback of MP3 Players/ Flash Drives or SD/MMC Cards
- none supplied (connect from 512MB up to 8GB max) ? 7-colour changing LED Tube lighting modes with sound-to-light feature ? Red-Blue-Green LED lighting in Half Moon ? Built-in 2 x 3?/8W/ 4 Ohm Stereo Speakers ? 20W p.m.p.o. per channel ? Dimensions: Approx. 395h x 285w x 165d mm
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Our range of rock & pop Icons bring a splash of colour & musicality to drying up the dishes. The tea towels are hand printed & stitched in Lincolnshire. They are screen printed onto 100% cotton using water based inks so you may want to give it a prewash to soften up before its first use. If you are sending a gift, we can include a free gift card & your personal message. Please enter your personal message during the checkout process & we will hand write your card. ...

With brooding good looks & dark seductive eyes, who can resist the intense charms of Johnny Slept? Get this illustrated pillowcase into bed & be ready to share your innermost fantasies because Johnnys always prepared to indulge in a little role play. ...

Enter the twisted world of Joking Hazard, the uproarious party game that dares you & your crew to craft the most darkly hilarious three-panel comics. Armed with a deck of 360 panel cards, including a cheeky set of 10 customizable ones, you'll conjure the perfect recipe for either cringe-worthy disasters or an occasional stroke of comic genius. However, a word of caution: this game is as far from child's play as it gets. Embark on the comedic mayhem as one player unveils a panel card, kickstarting the comic scenario. They'll toss in one of their cards to bring the narrative to life. Then, your fellow participants will slyly drop their own punchlines facedown. The judge takes the reins, flipping through the zany punchlines to crown the champion of hilarity! Armed with 360 cards & the ability to toss in your own zingers, Joking Hazard offers an avalanche of opportunities for gut-busting combos & wisecracks. & the best part? The game is versatile, allowing for an array of inventive playstyles to keep the laughter flowing. Just brace yourself – Joking Hazard thrives on pushing the boundaries, so get ready for an uproarious, boundary-pushing adventure. ...