Welcome to the ' First World Problems' game! In this game, you'll be presented with various first world scenarios & asked to choose the best ending. This is a great game for those who want to laugh at the absurdities of life & learn how to deal with them in a light-hearted way. So put on your thinking cap & get ready for some serious fun! ...

If not for your own table top then we think this set makes a great homely gift for any lover of take aways, whether it's a friend or family member they make a fab gesture for any occasion! This set is presented in a clear box with a fish & chip restaurant decor style motif on the front, paying homage to the classic chippie we all know & love! ...

Introduced in 1961 as the Talk Back Phone, The Chatter Telephone was designed with a rotary dial to teach children how to dial. Today's Chatter Telephone makes children smile just the same way, with eyes that roll up & down, a mouth that chatters, & a dial that chatters, & a dial that rings. This friendly phone is ready for a whole new generation of children to enjoy! ...

First introduced in 1971, the Fisher-Price Music Box Record Player has brought music to children's ears for generations. Place one of the five double sided records on the turntable, wind it up & place the "needle" on the record to hear the classic " Music Box" rendition of ten timeless melodies. The records store conveniently inside the record player & the carry handle allows children to take it on the go. ...

Introduced in 1968, the Fisher-Price Music Box Teaching Clock has made learning to tell time fun for generations of children. Designed as a little red school house, the Fisher-Price Classics Music Box Teaching Clock plays Grandfather's Clock & has a rotating dial with timeless pictures of preschoolers hour by hour, as the clock face & minute hand revolve to the soothing ticking of time. ...

A great way to bring a bit of fun into the thankless task of cleaning your bathroom. These four faecal floaters will bob happily in your bathtub or toilet until you hook them using the rod & net provided. Just don't try fishing for compliments afterwards! ...

After something a bit weird & wonderful? Look not further than these slightly terrifying but hilarious flip-flop/slipper fishy things, guaranteed to be a catch for any keen angler or fish fan! made from lightweight & super-soft ethylene vinyl acetate (spongy stuff) Suitable to wear inside & out, you'll never look out of plaice in these scaly bad boys There's no trout about it, these fin-tastic Fishy Slippers are the perfect novelty gift for any occasion. ...

Give up alcohol you say? Why, of course they can! Talk about an easy challenge! Five old friends set about this simple task & find all of a sudden that: the days are longer; they get to see each other for who they really are; the empty laughter of ordinary conversation is so much harder to fake. Yes, they're saving money & losing weight, but the world itself seems to take on a slow, dreary inevitability. Soon they begin to snap at each other, & then fight
- until they begin to wonder, have the Five at last found the challenge that will defeat them? The perfect gift for anyone who has woken up & promised themselves that they will never drink again. Or at least until next weekend.
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Bringing up a baby would surely be kid's play for The Five. How hard could it possibly be?! When the doorbell rings one Saturday afternoon, the last thing the Five were expecting to find on their doorstep was a baby... But the Five are next of kin to Cousin Rupert & his wife, so when they find themselves in a spot of bother & are destined for a short spell behind bars, Anne, Dick, George & Anne are the first port of call. First, it's the fear & the tiredness that kicks in. They are terrified at being responsible for this new life & have no idea they're doing it right. Why is it crying? They use Dr Google constantly, who whatever the situation offers the same range of advice from 'don't worry about it' to 'rush her to the A&E'. ' Why is she crying?' they constantly ask. ' Why?' It keeps them up all night every night, until they are reduced to walking ghosts, haunted by a numb & impotent fury. Is this an adventure too far for our Five? ...

It is the night of the referendum & the Five have retired to Kirrin Island to enjoy the fresh air & sunshine, fed up with the rancour of public debate. George is firmly a 'remainer, ' whilst Julian, who is in the ' Brexit' camp, is tolerated on the grounds that Anne cannot bear to go camping without him. (Timmy, largely apolitical but not keen on cats or rabbits, joins them too.) The night is tempestuous in more ways than one. George has managed to rig up a satellite link with the mainland so they can keep abreast of the news, & they sit huddled around the fire, amidst some tension, as George's initial hope that the 'remainers' will triumph proves premature... Meanwhile, a violent storm whips up. The damage is apparent as the new day dawns & George declares a new meaning for Brexit: Kirrin Island is exiting Britain...that is, until the red tape becomes too much of a challenge & their happy life together is under threat. Perfect for anyone sick of hearing that ' Brexit means Brexit', or for that relative you're still not talking to because of how they voted... ...