A great way to bring a bit of fun into the thankless task of cleaning your bathroom. These four faecal floaters will bob happily in your bathtub or toilet until you hook them using the rod & net provided. Just don't try fishing for compliments afterwards! ...

After something a bit weird & wonderful? Look not further than these slightly terrifying but hilarious flip-flop/slipper fishy things, guaranteed to be a catch for any keen angler or fish fan! made from lightweight & super-soft ethylene vinyl acetate (spongy stuff) Suitable to wear inside & out, you'll never look out of plaice in these scaly bad boys There's no trout about it, these fin-tastic Fishy Slippers are the perfect novelty gift for any occasion. ...

Give up alcohol you say? Why, of course they can! Talk about an easy challenge! Five old friends set about this simple task & find all of a sudden that: the days are longer; they get to see each other for who they really are; the empty laughter of ordinary conversation is so much harder to fake. Yes, they're saving money & losing weight, but the world itself seems to take on a slow, dreary inevitability. Soon they begin to snap at each other, & then fight
- until they begin to wonder, have the Five at last found the challenge that will defeat them? The perfect gift for anyone who has woken up & promised themselves that they will never drink again. Or at least until next weekend.
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Bringing up a baby would surely be kid's play for The Five. How hard could it possibly be?! When the doorbell rings one Saturday afternoon, the last thing the Five were expecting to find on their doorstep was a baby... But the Five are next of kin to Cousin Rupert & his wife, so when they find themselves in a spot of bother & are destined for a short spell behind bars, Anne, Dick, George & Anne are the first port of call. First, it's the fear & the tiredness that kicks in. They are terrified at being responsible for this new life & have no idea they're doing it right. Why is it crying? They use Dr Google constantly, who whatever the situation offers the same range of advice from 'don't worry about it' to 'rush her to the A&E'. ' Why is she crying?' they constantly ask. ' Why?' It keeps them up all night every night, until they are reduced to walking ghosts, haunted by a numb & impotent fury. Is this an adventure too far for our Five? ...

It is the night of the referendum & the Five have retired to Kirrin Island to enjoy the fresh air & sunshine, fed up with the rancour of public debate. George is firmly a 'remainer, ' whilst Julian, who is in the ' Brexit' camp, is tolerated on the grounds that Anne cannot bear to go camping without him. (Timmy, largely apolitical but not keen on cats or rabbits, joins them too.) The night is tempestuous in more ways than one. George has managed to rig up a satellite link with the mainland so they can keep abreast of the news, & they sit huddled around the fire, amidst some tension, as George's initial hope that the 'remainers' will triumph proves premature... Meanwhile, a violent storm whips up. The damage is apparent as the new day dawns & George declares a new meaning for Brexit: Kirrin Island is exiting Britain...that is, until the red tape becomes too much of a challenge & their happy life together is under threat. Perfect for anyone sick of hearing that ' Brexit means Brexit', or for that relative you're still not talking to because of how they voted... ...

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Clips to anything & is always ready for use, with the most useful array of tools possible within such a small space. The rotating tool plate serves to protect & keep all the tools safe when the FIXR is not in use, or simply twists with a push of your thumb on its sprung bearings to click definitively into set positions to use the driver bits, nail cleaner, extra sockets, razor sharp cutter & wire stripper. ...

Our handy Fixr
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Have you ever sat down with a beer & wished you could enjoy that tap freshness at home? There's just something about beer poured from a classic tap handle that elevates the experience. If you're enthusiastically nodding along, then the Fizzics Draft Pour Beer Dispenser is what you need! Compatible with both canned & bottled beer*, the Fizzics Draft Pour home beer tap takes your regular beer & transforms it into a draught-like delight. Utilizing patented Micro-Foam technology, it enhances the flavour, aroma, & mouthfeel, ensuring that every sip is a premium experience. This home beer tap offers versatility in its power source, with options for USB (Universal Serial Bus) (cable included) or two AA batteries. It's portable, allowing you to take it on picnics, to barbecues, on camping trips, or virtually anywhere you go, ensuring you always have access to exceptional draught beer. No longer do you need to venture out to the pub for a genuine draught beer experience—simply head to your fridge & convert your beer with the Fizzics Draft Pour home beer dispenser. Don't wait; order yours today & enjoy the convenience of draft beer right at home! Key

Features: Dispense draft beer from cans or bottles Insert the beer, seal it, & pour from the tap Patented Micro-Foam technology enhances flavour, aroma, & mouthfeel Compatible with cans & 500ml or 750ml bottles* Powered by the included USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable or 2 x AA batteries An excellent gift for any beer enthusiast Dimensions: Approx. 59 cm x 44 cm x 25 cm

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