In his hilarious-yet-disturbing (because it's so true) book Creepiosity: A Hilarious Guide to the Unintentionally Creepy, comedy writer David Bickel presents readers with 100 of the most unsettling everyday things, such as grown men in Boy Scout uniforms, old ladies with really long hair, fish with people faces, lifelike baby dolls, & much more. Bickel infuses each subject with comedic insight into what exactly makes it creepy & provides an appropriately hilarious photo to help illustrate his point. & since not all creepiness is created equal, Bickel has invented an unnecessarily complex mathematical formula (or Creepiosity Index, if you will) to quantify each unsettling item's relative creepiness. (B&-Aids that were once affixed to someone's body but now aren't: 7.45.) However, Bickel also acknowledges that creepiness, universal as it may be, is far from absolute. To that end, he invites readers to assign their own Creepiosity number to these & other curiosities via a companion Web site. (For example, what's more disturbing, hairless cats or Dick Cheney smiling? You decide!) ...

Inspired by "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!" now you can take the place of one of the show's unfortunate celebs as you take on the creepy crawly challenge! The difference? This challenge is in sweet form. This challenge contains nine gummy bugs. Six taste nice but three taste horrible
- spin the wheel to see which one you get...
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Bowl them over with this unique gift is of a cricket set made solely from chocolate! Featuring some balls, a bat & some well-known sayings during a game of cricket, for example, catch, run, no ball & six, any cricket fan is sure to love this tasty treat. Ingredients: Cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanillin.

Colour: Carmine (not suitable for vegetarians) Dark Chocolate contains: cocoa solids 53.5% minimum White Chocolate contains: cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 23% minimum Allergy Advice for allergens see ingredients in bold May contain nuts, store in a cool dry place

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The CRIMPi T is a new way to create tasty toasties without the guilt It means that you can seal in all the ingredients of your choice & then pop them straight into the toaster for that hot toastie experience Whether that is the nation's favourite cheese & onion toastie, or maybe a protein packed breakfast using peanut butter & banana, the choices are endless! Designed especially to work with low calorie €œthins bread it makes them great for you too, perfect if you are looking for more ways to eat more healthily How to use: 1 Place a slice of thin bread in the base 2 Add your favourite ingredients 3 Place a slice of thin bread on the top 4 Press down with the CRIMPi T lid to crimp your snack 5 Take out the crimped parcel & pop your CRIMPi T snack into the toaster, under the grill, in the air fryer or dry fry in a pan 6 When ready eat & enjoy ...

Experience the allure of old Hollywood glamour with this Crosley Mercury Cream Bluetooth Turntable! This exquisite 3-speed record player draws inspiration from vintage humidors, offering a level of luxury that transcends typical audio equipment. Its opulent finishes & textures will transport you to an era where high-end style reigned supreme. The Mercury Turntable isn't just about looks; it's equipped with advanced features. Enjoy built-in full-range stereo speakers, RCA & Bluetooth output, & a headphone jack, providing you with various ways to savour your music. ...

Ignite the vibes of prosperity with our Crystal Chip Candle
- Abundance! Immerse yourself in the soothing aroma of French Lavender,
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Ignite your space with the essence of gratitude with our Wild Rose-scented Crystal Chip Candle. Housed in a charming pink frosted glass, this aromatic gem comes topped with a shiny metallic lid & is sprinkled with the magic of rose quartz crystal chips. As the flame dances, it releases the sweet fragrance of Wild Rose, creating an ambiance of positivity & thankfulness. Plus, once the candle has worked its magic, repurpose the scattered crystal chips for a touch of mystic charm in your spiritual endeavors. Clocking in at Approx. 25 hours of burn time, this candle is not just a delightful sensory experience but a journey into the realm of gratitude & reusability. Let the glow of Wild Rose & the energy of rose quartz elevate your space in a uniquely enchanting way! ...

Ignite a burst of good vibes with our White Sage-scented Crystal Chip Candle! Immerse yourself in the soothing aroma as you watch the flame dance within the enchanting blue frosted glass holder, topped with a gleaming metallic lid. What makes this candle truly magical? The holder is adorned with an array of clear quartz crystal chips, transforming your space into a haven of positivity. After the 25-hour burn time, repurpose the crystal chips for your spiritual endeavors, turning every moment into a cosmic adventure. Illuminate your surroundings with this radiant blend of fragrance & crystal energy, creating an atmosphere that's as uplifting as it is stylish. ...

Grow dozens of dazzling crystals & conduct 15 illuminating experiments with this classic science kit. Experiment with four chemically different crystals each with different properties, including potassium alum crystals that form regular octahedrons, rapidly growing sodium sulfate crystals, long needle-shaped sodium acetate crystals, & plaster which is made from gypsum crystals. Mold fun plaster shapes, including stars, lightning bolts, dolphins, & pyramids, & grow layers of crystals on them. Use dyes to form colored crystals, & mix the dyes to grow a rainbow of custom colored crystals. Display your crystal creations in a clear treasure chest with a locking lid. Mold your own geode a hollow rock with crystals growing inside & create a beautiful crystal cavern inside. Experiment with growing crystals rapidly & slowly, & observe how that affects the crystal structures. See if you can grow one giant crystal, & many small crystals on the surface of a rock. Measure how the crystallization of solids out of a solution, & the dissolution of crystals back into solution, affect the temperature of the solution. Learn about the energy of crystallization. Investigate solutions, crystallization, & the chemistry of crystal growing. Learn about the structures & geometries of different crystal shapes. This kit is thoroughly tested & safe: Over one million units of this kit have sold worldwide. A full-color, 32-page experiment manual guides your experiments in crystal chemistry & Earth science. ...

Time can be smart, clever, ultra-stylish, functional & simple with this cube alarm clock. This cube alarm clock can tell you the time, date & temperature alternately in red LED colour on a walnut-effect block at the click of your fingers & automatically switches off when the room is quiet, lighting up again when the alarm goes off or as a response to clicked fingers or clapped hands. The numbers seem to float on the lovely wooden block, but that's just half the magic of this cuboid with a conscience. We think it's the perfect, unique & clever home accessory, especially if you don't like a bright light shining in your bedroom at night. But if you need to check the time, you can just click your fingers or gently tap your bedside table & the time will appear, so you don't have to struggle to find your smartphone in the darkness anymore. Small but smart, simple & clever... ...