Full of surprise, insight, humour, perspective, celebration, inspiration & a kind of offh&, poignant poetry, AGE DOESN'T MATTER UNLESS YOU'RE A CHEESE
- title courtesy of Billie Burke
- shares hundreds of the best things men & women over sixty have said about how to love, work, laugh & live. Collected by authors with a perfect ear for"es, Kathryn & Ross Petras, whose The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said, the 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Calendar, & other titles together have over 2.5 million copies in print, AGE DOESN'T MATTER brings together Albert Einstein's equation for happiness, Colette on the virtues of astonishment & Julia Child's secret of longevity: " Red meat & gin."

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Now you can play your own version of the table game of Air Hockey in your own room. With its powerful hover action, the air powered soccer disc literally floats on a cushion of air thereby turning any smooth surface into an instant pitch. The disks outer rim protects furniture while allowing for great rebounding! Can be used indoors or out. Requires 4 X AA batteries (not included). ...

This totally unique experience allows to you experience the sheer exhilaration of skydiving, in a specially constructed wind tunnel, the likes of which are usually used to test the aerodynamics of F1 racing cars! After all the necessary training you will step into the airflow & taste the thrill of freefall in a totally safe & controlled environment, & what s more, its suitable for almost anyone from age 5 so even the kids can have a go. Itinerary: Upon contact with the supplier you will be issued with a report time; it is important that you arrive no later than the report time given. You will have a briefing & receive all necessary instruction. You will learn & practice freefall & body flying techniques. You will get kitted up in flight suit, specialist headgear, goggles, earplugs, knee & elbow pads, before entering the tunnel with your instructor for the first of two one minute skydives. You will receive a souvenir DVD recording of your experience. Location: Buckinghamshire (South East). Key information: On purchasing this experience you will be issued with a voucher valid for ten months. You are then free to contact the venue to book a time for your indoor skydive. This voucher entitles one person to two flights of one minute each. Maximum weight 18 stone. Minimum age 5 years. For under 18s a parent or guardian must sign a waiver. This waiver can be signed on the day, or is available online in advance. This experience is not suitable for anyone who is pregnant or has ever had a dislocated shoulder. Check with your doctor first if you have a history of neck/back/heart problems. You must not be under the influence of alcohol or non-prescription drugs. All necessary equipment is provided. You should wear casual clothes, ideally a t-shirt without a collar, & trainers. Included is free locker hire. You will receive a free DVD recording of your skydive to keep as a souvenir! ...

This totally unique experience allows to you experience the sheer exhilaration of skydiving, in a specially constructed wind tunnel, the likes of which are usually used to test the aerodynamics of F1 racing cars! After all the necessary training you will step into the airflow & taste the thrill of freefall in a totally safe & controlled environment, & what 's more, its suitable for almost anyone from age 5 so even the kids can have a go. Itinerary: Upon contact with the supplier you will be issued with a report time; it is important that you arrive no later than the report time given. You will have a briefing & receive all necessary instruction. You will learn & practice freefall & body flying techniques. You will get kitted up in flight suit, specialist headgear, goggles, earplugs, knee & elbow pads, before entering the tunnel with your instructor for the first of two one minute 'skydives '. You will receive a souvenir DVD recording of your experience. Location: Buckinghamshire (South East). Key information: On purchasing this experience you will be issued with a voucher valid for ten months. This voucher entitles two people to two flights each of one minute Please note that you will not be able to fly at the same time. Once purchased, you are free to contact the venue to book a time for your 'skydive '. Maximum weight 18 stone. Minimum age 5 years. For under 18 's a parent or guardian must sign a waiver. This experience is not suitable for anyone who is pregnant or has ever had a dislocated shoulder. Check with your doctor first if you have a history of neck/back/heart problems. You must not be under the influence of alcohol or non-prescription drugs. All necessary equipment is provided. You should wear casual clothes, ideally a t-shirt without a collar, & trainers. Included is free locker hire. You will receive a free DVD recording of your skydive to keep as a souvenir! ...

Test your marksmanship. Comes with 6 foam darts, 2 blasters & 5 styrofoam balls. Don't aim for people's faces, that's what the balls are for! Perfect way to practice your aim for real foam dart warfare! Box measures approx. 33cm x 28cm x 10cm CONTENTS Air Shot Target Base 2 x Blasters 6 x Foam darts 5 x Soft styrofoam balls ...

Inserting the Albatros bookmark in a book is done in the blink of an eye. Made out of polypropylene & with repositionable adhesive, the bookmark can last a long time & without damaging any pages. The product works on any book, pocketbook, sketchbook, diary, of different formats. Once you have finished reading the book, leave the Albatros bookmark in place for the next reader, or simply discard it. ...

Want a shot that goes straight to the head? Then this is the gun for you. Just pour your favourite drink into the cartridge, cock the trigger, point & shoot. This intense booze experience is the perfect drinking game to play at parties. The gun can be filled with up to 40ml of vodka, whiskey, gin, or virtually any spirit, which can then be shot out at high speed into the drinker's mouth. Half the fun is catching as much as you can, so it may get messy! ...

Elevate your dining experience with the Half Moon Bay Disney Alice in Wonderland Salt & Pepper Shakers. This beautifully crafted boxed set features the beloved characters from Lewis Carroll's classic tale. The Mad Hatter & the Cheshire Cat grace your table, dispensing salt & pepper with a whimsical twist. These shakers are not just functional; they are miniature works of art. Each piece captures the essence of Wonderl&, adding a playful touch to your dining decor. Packaged in a collector's-worthy box, these shakers make an enchanting Disney gift for adults & an exceptional addition to any table. Make mealtime a magical adventure with the Half Moon Bay Disney Alice in Wonderland Salt & Pepper Shakers – a touch of Disney fantasy for every dining occasion. ...

Introducing the Alice Wheeler Navy Mini Mayfair Bag
- a perfect companion for those on the move Crafted from vegan faux leather,
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Elevate your style & embrace handsfree convenience with the Alice Wheeler Mini Mayfair Orange This super stylish crossbody is crafted using fine vegan faux leather & adorned with gold-toned metal clasps & zip fastening for a touch of opulence The generously spacious compartment, fully lined interior, & internal zip pocket keep your essentials organized & secure Immerse yourself in elegance with the vibrant orange hue of the Mini Mayfair, reflecting your vibrant personality The adjustable crossbody strap ensures a perfect fit, while the lightweight design adds comfort to your daily adventures Upgrade your accessory game & make a bold statement with this chic & practical companion Wherever you go, the Mayfair Mini Crossbody becomes the ultimate fashion-forward accessory Its cruelty-free construction showcases thoughtful craftsmanship, while the easy-access zip fastening & lined interior offer both style & functionality Step into a world of possibilities with the Alice Wheeler Mini Mayfair Orange at your side, & seize every moment with complete confidence & grace. ...