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So You're 70!

Congratulations - you've made it to the ripe old age of 70. You're older than Israel and Biffo the Bear. By now the novelty of a free bus pass has worn off and you'll never make it through the late night film feature without nodding off during the news. On the bright side, you can look forward to a new pair of knees and maybe even a new hip.
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Congratulations
- you've made it to the ripe old age of 70. You're older than Israel & Biffo the Bear. By now the novelty of a free bus pass has worn off & you'll never make it through the late night film feature without nodding off during the news. On the bright side, you can look forward to a new pair of knees & maybe even a new hip.

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Pickabook
A UK based company founded in 1998. Offering exceptional value for money on a wide range of books including leather bound books and sticker books.

Over 5 million books in stock - all new
Discounts of upto 80 percent
Excellent customer service
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