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Deadpool (Xbox 360)
I hunger for two things, chimichangas and more chimichangas (mmm⦠chimichangas) Iâm gonna battle for the safety of humans and mutants. (And even mumans.) So yeah, be prepared for just about anything. (Holla!) Why My Game Is Awesome! - I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person action-shooter. - Keep a look out because some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, what pals?!?) will be making an appearance. - Iâm really good at killing, so I made it a blast stringing together combos, jumping from really REALLY high places, and totally eviscerating my enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!) - I brought my skills and a butt-load of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!), explosives (boom), duct tape (quack) and of course yours truly--ME! (Checkmate!)
Characters & Cameos Deadpool Some of you may know me as the Merc with the Mouth. And it's true...I'm a mouthful. Not to mention, one of the most popular characters in the Marvel Universe these days - not that I'm bragging or anything. OK, I'm totally bragging, but to be fair, I'm also totally awesome. And if you want to know what gets me going in the mornings? Chimichangas! (Mmmmm...chimichangas...) Cable Mutant badass anti-hero from the future, my boy Nate, AKA Cable, AKA past-partner in crime, AKA total BFF, is the time-traveling son of Cyclops and Madelyne Pryor (total MILF). Cable likes weapons almost as much as me. He's seen the future and now he's all about making the world a better place and stuff... whatever. Domino Scientific fact: Only one videogame possesses the
capacity for awesomeness large enough to hold both me and Domino - mine. She's easily the deadliest person named Neena I know. And this is her first major videogame appearance ever. That's right. I'm her first. In addition to immeasurable hotness, her exceptional markswomanship (never accuse Deadpool of being politically incorrect!) combines with hand-to-hand skills that will totally blow you...away. And then there are those mutant probability-altering powers. Psylocke One hot piece of mutant super heroine. Seriously, what an incredible assssss...et to the X-Men. Her history may confuse the hell out of me - she used to fight with, like, psychic butterflies or some crap like that before Marvel was smart enough to put me in comics - but the psychic knives and telekinesis she rocks today
totally badass her out. She's a master martial artist...so I guess she has some skillz. Which are way, way better than skills. Mister Sinister As totally evil mega-dweebs go, Mister Sinister is kinda alright. His Super Villain name rhymes, his real last name is Essex (tee hee), and he once totally punk'd Cyclops into mating with a clone of Jean Grey for his own use (that part didn't happen as planned - whaddup, Cable?). Sinister is Wolverine old (maybe even older) and Beast science-brainy (maybe even science-brainier), always cloning and re-cloning his band of Marauders whenever they croak. He's all genetically altered and crap, and I think he also knows Apocalypse or something. Okay, I'm bored. Click on somebody else's bio, already. Vertigo They say Vertigo is an "artificially
enhanced" mutant - they feel real enough to me, though... Her psionic waves enable her to render a person severely dizzy or even unconscious - lame, but practical if super-villainy is your thing. As one of Sinister's Marauders, she's been killed and cloned so many times it's hard to tell which way is up...'cause she's Vertigo... See what I did there? Arclight This jacked li'l mutant will send shockwaves right through you...literally. I hear that awhile back, she was all, Imma fight fer Amuricah - eff yeah! But then she saw some messed-up war stuff and was all, I'm just gonna use my rage to work out more. I don't get it either, but, point is, baby got buff. She's lifting like 50 tons...not bad for a Phillipa. She leads Sinister's Marauders with her seismic strength waves and,
coincidentally, plays a mean game of patty-cake - learned that the hard way. Blockbuster Know the funny thing about Blockbuster? He's so unkind, yet he still rewinds his VHS tapes. This dude is one mondo mass of muscly mutant. Mikey here Marauds for Sinister and boasts some crazy stamina with serious resistance to physical injury. (Not as much as yours truly, but hey...who does?) He even managed break Thor's arm once... But then Thunderguy got mad and killed him. My turn. Death Ah, that Mistress Death with her dark hood robe gets me every time. She embodies all that I love... destruction, so pure and utter. She resides inside a lovely little pocket dimension called the Realm of Death. I visit sometimes - and I get warm fuzzies just thinking about it. She will be mine. Thanos can suck
it.
Characters & Cameos Deadpool Some of you may know me as the Merc with the Mouth. And it's true...I'm a mouthful. Not to mention, one of the most popular characters in the Marvel Universe these days - not that I'm bragging or anything. OK, I'm totally bragging, but to be fair, I'm also totally awesome. And if you want to know what gets me going in the mornings? Chimichangas! (Mmmmm...chimichangas...) Cable Mutant badass anti-hero from the future, my boy Nate, AKA Cable, AKA past-partner in crime, AKA total BFF, is the time-traveling son of Cyclops and Madelyne Pryor (total MILF). Cable likes weapons almost as much as me. He's seen the future and now he's all about making the world a better place and stuff... whatever. Domino Scientific fact: Only one videogame possesses the
capacity for awesomeness large enough to hold both me and Domino - mine. She's easily the deadliest person named Neena I know. And this is her first major videogame appearance ever. That's right. I'm her first. In addition to immeasurable hotness, her exceptional markswomanship (never accuse Deadpool of being politically incorrect!) combines with hand-to-hand skills that will totally blow you...away. And then there are those mutant probability-altering powers. Psylocke One hot piece of mutant super heroine. Seriously, what an incredible assssss...et to the X-Men. Her history may confuse the hell out of me - she used to fight with, like, psychic butterflies or some crap like that before Marvel was smart enough to put me in comics - but the psychic knives and telekinesis she rocks today
totally badass her out. She's a master martial artist...so I guess she has some skillz. Which are way, way better than skills. Mister Sinister As totally evil mega-dweebs go, Mister Sinister is kinda alright. His Super Villain name rhymes, his real last name is Essex (tee hee), and he once totally punk'd Cyclops into mating with a clone of Jean Grey for his own use (that part didn't happen as planned - whaddup, Cable?). Sinister is Wolverine old (maybe even older) and Beast science-brainy (maybe even science-brainier), always cloning and re-cloning his band of Marauders whenever they croak. He's all genetically altered and crap, and I think he also knows Apocalypse or something. Okay, I'm bored. Click on somebody else's bio, already. Vertigo They say Vertigo is an "artificially
enhanced" mutant - they feel real enough to me, though... Her psionic waves enable her to render a person severely dizzy or even unconscious - lame, but practical if super-villainy is your thing. As one of Sinister's Marauders, she's been killed and cloned so many times it's hard to tell which way is up...'cause she's Vertigo... See what I did there? Arclight This jacked li'l mutant will send shockwaves right through you...literally. I hear that awhile back, she was all, Imma fight fer Amuricah - eff yeah! But then she saw some messed-up war stuff and was all, I'm just gonna use my rage to work out more. I don't get it either, but, point is, baby got buff. She's lifting like 50 tons...not bad for a Phillipa. She leads Sinister's Marauders with her seismic strength waves and,
coincidentally, plays a mean game of patty-cake - learned that the hard way. Blockbuster Know the funny thing about Blockbuster? He's so unkind, yet he still rewinds his VHS tapes. This dude is one mondo mass of muscly mutant. Mikey here Marauds for Sinister and boasts some crazy stamina with serious resistance to physical injury. (Not as much as yours truly, but hey...who does?) He even managed break Thor's arm once... But then Thunderguy got mad and killed him. My turn. Death Ah, that Mistress Death with her dark hood robe gets me every time. She embodies all that I love... destruction, so pure and utter. She resides inside a lovely little pocket dimension called the Realm of Death. I visit sometimes - and I get warm fuzzies just thinking about it. She will be mine. Thanos can suck
it.
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