For the true connoisseur of steampunk gothic decor, there’s very little that can top this incredible Gears of War Skull for a display piece. With a mohawk of brass bullets, a series of screws & plates along the crown of the skull, & more plates & screws – not to mention an abundance of cogs, pipes & other paraphernalia – filling the eye-sockets, temples & cheek bones, this is truly the macabre decoration of a lifetime. Made from solid resin & hand painted, you will not want to miss out on this incredible ornament, perfect for display at home or in the office, but definitely not for the faint-hearted. ...

Here's the perfect coffee mug for the Geek you know
- whether it's a member of the esteemed IT Department or is just the gamer
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Sometimes the boring wooden & plastic accessories that adorn most of our kitchens just don’t have the pizzazz that’s needed for the coolest of kitchens. If you want to inject a bit of geek-chic into your culinary antics then your options were even more limited
- until now, that is. Enter the Geek Motherboard Chopping Board: the ultimate combination of culinary cool & food preparation practicality. Fully decked out with toughened, scratch resistant glass & grippy rubber feet to make it the envy of all the other chopping boards, the real pièce de resistance is the awesomely detailed computer motherboard print that adorns the top. Just be careful not to get distracted by the intriguing arrangement of chips whilst you’re chopping your shallots. So for the perfect way to inject some geek style & slicing practicality into your kitchen you need a Geek Motherboard Chopping Board.
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When you’re poring over spread sheets & designed the world’s first time machine it can be hard to keep that intelligence stimulated & caffeine is the answer! Now you can geek out in full flair with the Geek Mug. This mug features the letters ‘EEK’ on the front in bold white capital & the handle is shaped like a lower case letter ‘g’. This mug is made from high quality ceramic in black & white. The mug is suitable for both dishwasher & microwave use. This would be a great gift for the geek you know & would be a brilliant mug for the office. ...

Give your eyes the break they deserve with this soothing eye mask. It helps to relieve puffiness & tension, & is great for tired, strained eyes. The mask has adjustable straps for resizing, soft fabric on reverse, & is fragranced with lavender, mandarin & geranium. Gel Beads Soothing Eye Mask
- Sea Foam
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Know that you wouldn’t be able to survive even a night in the wild? Want to make sure that if the worst happens you can get through it? If this is the case, then you need this SAS Survival Guide Book! Written by John Lofty Wiseman, an SAS legend, this tiny book might be small, but it is packed full of mighty facts that are going to help you, like, not die. Whether you are stranded at land or at sea, with this book you will know exactly what to do. You can prepare, you can navigate, you can eat & take care of yourself, you can make yourself safe & you can even cope in a disaster. This book is ideal for a treat for the survivor in your life & it is even a good idea to buy for yourself. Order your SAS Survival Guide Book today! ...

Tables aren't just for eating & maths. They make fantastic surfaces for epic football matches. &, this Gemini Table Football Game is as epic as they come! This foosball table is equipped with smooth action poles (&, no, we don't mean European gentlemen who are good at getting dates). These slippery sliders mean fast football action, making your game quicker than a Hollywood marriage. But, not only is it great for fun, it's great looking too. With a pine wood livery, this table fits smartly into most rooms. So, if you're ready to have big fun playing mini football, order this Gemini Table Football Game now! Gemini Table Football Game ...

Dont know what to get the man who has literally EVERYTHING? Well this could be the answer to the problem of buying for that tricky male! This Gentlemans Ballscratcher! is ideal for the Busy Male Executive. Ideal for the days when hands are just not precise enough, the Gentlemans Ball Scratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand for those hard to reach places. The 9 inch handle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc.) & provide the relief so many crave... This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, & has a stain resistant surface. Presented in a high quality gift box. ...

Planning a stag do or Boys night in or out? Make sure youve got the drinking games handy. This Pint of Games makes a perfect gift to present to the future bridegroom & a way to kick start the evening. Choose to play poker with the conventional pack of 52 playing cards or sink into a more inebriated state with the five Drinking Game Rule cards. These five cards include Beer Pong (drinking version of Ping Pong which requires no bats & just a ping pong ball), Beer Blow
- balance playing cards on an empty bottle 789
- involves half empty glasses & two dice The Inviter
- rolls the dice & chance your luck Higher or Lower
- guess if the card is higher or lower
- wrong answer you must imbibe Dare we say to drink responsibly. & of course, the Pint glass can be the enjoyed by the guest of honour
- whoever that may be. Contents: 1 x Pint Glass 2 x Ping Pong Balls 2 x Dice 1 x Pack of Playing cards 5 Drinking Game rule cards





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The Gentlemans Club Satisfaction Guaranteed Posing pouch is basically a bikini for men as promoted by Borat with his Mankini. Bizzarly these rather uncomfortable looking swimming costumes are becoming a must have accessory at stag dos, large sporting gatherings such as Rugby matches, boys nights out (or in) & fancy dress parties all over. Made from 100% polyester, it comes in the colour green & one sized fits all. The retailer takes no responsibility for any arrests on charges of indecency made as a result of wearing this product. As the Posing Pouch Thong is sometimes seen as a swimming costume please be aware that it may become transparent when wet
- the mind boggles! & although it says Satisfaction Guaranteed on the packaging, we cannot necessarily take responsibility for that either... . Enjoy........ but dont freeze!
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