Ever been woken up when you are just not ready? Has that unleashed your inner bitch & put those you love in danger? If this is true for you, then this ‘ The Bitch is Sleeping’ eye mask was designed just for you! Sure, it might be pink, fluffy & lined with pink satin, but don’t let that fool you. This eye mask really does work. Not only does it block out the outside world from your eyes, but, with the beautifully embroidered & very clear message, you know that no-one, not even the bravest of princes, is going to try & break you out of your slumber with a kiss. If you have learned (the hard way) that it’s best to let sleeping bitches lie, order this The Bitch is Sleeping Eye Mask today!   ...

When it comes to the gift that keeps giving, it’s those closest to you who give the most. So why not give them what they’ve been so kindly giving the world? The gift of themselves! With The Book About You, you can treat someone special to a wide range of stats & historical nuggets they never knew existed! Things that happened when they were born & on certain points in their life will appear throughout this 60 page book & their name will even pop up in illustrations throughout it! All you need to provide is their name, date of birth & a short message & the rest is filled in for you. This is a special gift to give someone on an anniversary, wedding day, birthday & graduations. The book arrives in a beautiful cream box which it can be stored in as a keepsake forever. This is a great commemorative present that ensures that special someone will never be short of a few stats surrounding their life. We love a bit of nostalgia & we love learning something new. This gift combines these two special things & illuminates them in a personal & touching way. Give someone the gift of themselves & get it today! ...

As seen on the BBC’s Dragons’ Den, we present to you the Boot Buddy. No longer will muck & grime mess with your footwear: The Boot Buddy is capable of cleansing your soles within the space of five minutes, using only 300ml of water. All you need to do is fill it up, squirt some water onto your filthy footwear & use the brush attachment to scrub away the mud. With no pesky batteries to worry about changing for this entirely handheld bit of kit, you’ll always be ready to go, & with its bright colour scheme, this cheerful & friendly looking item is sure to bring that dirt to heel – or away from heels, as the case may be. ...

Here is a no nonsense mug for the no nonsense bloke! If he is the Boss, or simply thinks he is, then this stoneware mug is ideal! A glossy stylish mug in black, it features the lettering " The Boss & always will be" which says it all. He can start the day with a good strong cuppa thinking he is the “main man” – whether he finishes the same way is yet to be proven! Measuring a whopping 10cm x 12cm x 8.5cm, it will stand proud amongst all the other run-of-the-mill mugs in your cupboard & makes an ideal executive gift for the boss at home or work.

Features: Giant novelty coffee mug made from stoneware
- ideal for the Boss Black mug " The Boss & always will be". in bold white lettering Perfect coffee or tea mug for those cold dark mornings The mug is both dishwasher & microwave safe Measures 10 cm x 12 cm x 8.5 cm


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Have people really forgotten who’s in charge? Are you keen on reinstating your authority among the staff & or family? Take action & get yourself The Boss Mug! As it loudly & proudly states on both sides of the mug you are “THE BOSS – & always will be!” you’ll be able to prove once & for all that you’re in charge here. However, maybe you’re after a gag gift for your very own boss or trying to tell your significant other they really do run the show at home. Whatever your reason or your recipient, this mug makes the ideal gift. Being both microwave & dishwasher proof, the mug will never lose its strongly worded message, so you won’t have to worry about your authority fading along with the mug’s design… it’s there for good! We think if you really don’t mind a bit of public brown nosing, then get your boss this novelty mug & curry some favour in the office! Just expect to get some stick from everyone else! Show respect for your superiors or show off yourself & pick up The Boss Mug today! ...

Grow your Funko Pop! collection with this The Boys Soldier Boy TV Funko Pop! Vinyl Figure! It’s officially licensed The Boys merchandise, modelled in awesome detail & stands about 9 cm tall. It’s a great gift for any The Boys fan. So, if that’s you, or someone you know, order this The Boys Soldier Boy TV Funko Pop! Vinyl Figure today. ...

You remember the day as if it was yesterday. You awake with apprehension but a positive frame of mind, safe in the knowledge that we wouldn’t, as a nation, do anything quite as ridiculous as leave the EU. That would be madness you thought…surely it can’t be.… & then the moment struck like a knife. You swipe through your phone to check whether this is really real & the Daily Mash isn’t just pulling your leg. But no, the new reality is much worse than you ever anticipated. Luckily though, there is one silver lining to the disaster which was the EU referendum; this self help guide which manages the many stages of grief that comes with political absurdities. Ready to hold your hand through a pathway of acceptance, relaxation & therapeutic exercises, you can eventually overcome your post Brexit depression & grief. With 160 humorous pages with help on how to accept a brand new world – & all the changes which come with it, this paperback book is the ideal gift for any one of the 48%. ...

For those who prefer a clean, smooth clean shave then this shaving brush from Men Rock is a must have to keep in your bathroom cabinet for those days when you need to freshen up. This is a premium quality shaving brush filled with real hog hair & features a hand turned handle complete with the Men Rock Logo. This grade of hair is firm to the touch & is favoured by traditionalists looking to exfoliate the skin prior to shaving. The handle is made from a smooth wood for that completely classical feel. This brush creates a rich, thick lather each time you shave & is the ultimate accessory for you to enjoy the wet shave experience. The handle is 40mm in length & the bristle length is 50mm. Overall length 90mm. ...

Another ‘80s icon is back like the Terminator. It’s bigger, bolder, & beiger than a golfer’s trousers. We’re talking about the C64 console, a trailblazing home computer that’s making a serious comeback… again! This bad boy already pulled a comeback in mini form, but now it’s back in full size, complete with a working keyboard. Connect it to any modern TV via HDMI & you’re good to go, enjoying 720p HD visuals at either 60 or 50 Hz. Oh, & the updated joystick features micro switches, giving you more control than ever! So, let’s get to the real star of the show: the games. This console comes pre-loaded with 64 games (‘cos it’s a C64! Sorted), including classics like California Games, Parandroid, & Boulder Dash, & some newer additions like Attack of the Mutant Camels, Hover Bovver, Iridis Alpha, & Gridrunner. Plus, you get some recently released bangers like Galencia & Planet of Death! The C64 has the option to save & load games, so you don’t have to worry about bedtime interrupting your hot-streaks. These save via USB (Universal Serial Bus) memory stick (not included), which you can also use to upload your own games & update the firmware. Want the authentic experience? No problem! This console lets you switch between C64 & VIC 20, or use the Games Carousel. &, you can even engage the CRT filter to get as retro as it comes. With the C64 being such big fun, it makes sense that the actual console is, once again, as big as it was intended to be. So, for fantastic retro gaming, order this C64 Micro Computer today! ...

The Camper Van Cookbook is the highly original & entertaining cookbook which not only lends an insight into the free roaming world of camper vans but delivers delicious, easily prepared on-the-go recipes. The cookbook slogan, " Life on 4 Wheels, Cooking on 2 Rings" resembles the carefree, spontaneous attitude the lifestyle is based upon, & this is replicated in the recipes for the dishes which are simply & efficiently explained. For anyone whose ever dreamt of taking that Winnebago & seeing where it takes you, this is the perfect present. ...