With all that power & control, Ryu is an expert at cleaning up the streets. &, now he’s here to help you clean up your desk, too, thanks to this officially licensed Street Fighter Ryu Cable Guy! It’s interesting that we mentioned power & control, because this Cable Guy is designed to help charge your smartphone & hold your games controller! It’s as if that little coincidence was as carefully orchestrated as a devastating Hadoken… Moving on, this Cable Guy is designed to get a Kung Fu grip on your Play Station or Xbox controller. Or, if you have him hold your smartphone & use the included USB (Universal Serial Bus) charging cable (with adaptors for micro USB (Universal Serial Bus) & Lightning), you can power up your phone with the same surge fists that unleash energy balls!   What’s the difference between this Cable Guy & the cable guy that comes to hook up your TV? This one actually helps you tidy up! So, if you need some help fighting the clutter in your room, bring in the power of this Ryu 8” Cable Guy today! ...

if you feel the world has you by the short & curlies sometimes, then don't succumb to stress! Just let it go by squeezing this stress ball in the shape of well " Balls" of the human biological kind. Perfect for when the office or home environment is driving you nuts, make this set of crown jewels suffer for all the stuff you have to take from the boss or all the stupid things the other half & kids do – or even the idiot that cut you up during the rush hour this morning! This handy round squidgy shape can be held under the board room table as you squeeze away when being allocated tasks you know aren't in your job description. Or take a break from grappling with that tricky spreadsheet and give him a squeeze & he’ll ease you in times of stress! Much better for you than heading for a cigarette break & less revolting than chewing your nails. Ideal for the desk at work or in the office. Squeeze them, prod them, crush them
- do whatever it takes, but we promise, by the time you're finished, you'll have forgotten what had put you in such a rage in the first place!
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There is no better way to relax & unwind than being able to grab a pair of boobs & give them a good old squeeze. But, what if you don't have a pair of boobs ready & waiting for you? This pair of stress boobs really are the ideal gift for someone who you know needs a helping hand to feel calmer. You get a pair of soft, rubbery latex boobs in the set, both round, perky & designed just for your h&. Filled with liquid gel, they feel as realistic as possible, even though they might not look it & they are pretty satisfying to squeeze & roll around too. An ideal gift for the boob lover in your life, choose this set for Secret Santa or perhaps for a birthday treat that is DD-tastic. Buy it now! Stress Boobs ...

If it’s been a tough & tiring day at the office just give the Stress Bum a squeeze & feel all your worries melt away. You can put that horrid day behind you with this cheeky & risque Stress Bum. The Stress Bum sits perfectly in the palm of your hand & is made from tough & durable material, so you can really throw this booty around. The squishy & weirdly enjoyable texture means that you can squeeze away the stress of your day with ease, now there’s no longer the need for that cheeky cigarette break! So, if you are looking for the perfect gift to give that special stressful someone in your life then give the gift of the Stress Bum & watch their eyes light up with delight or possibly horror! ...

Don’t succumb to stress! Just let it go by squeezing the hell out of this happy little blob with his cheeky face in the shape of the quintessential executive toy! Make him suffer for all the stuff you have to take from the boss or all the stupid things the other half & kids do – or even the idiot that cut you up during the rush hour this morning! This handy round squidgy shape can be held under the board room table as you squeeze away when being allocated tasks you know aren't in your job description. Or take a break from grappling with that tricky spreadsheet and give him a squeeze & he’ll ease you in times of stress! Much better for you than heading for a cigarette break & less revolting than chewing your nails. Ideal for the desk at work or in the office. Wring it, squash it, thump it, do whatever it takes, but we promise, by the time you're finished, you'll have forgotten what had put you in such a rage in the first place! ...

Everyday life can be enormously demanding, & there are a wide variety of tools available to the downtrodden, the stressed & the unsatisfied that are meant to help you relieve some of your tension. However, nothing does that better than this absolutely incredible Stress Mushroom. Make no mistake, this representation of a fungal growth is the perfect stress toy. Fitting comfortably in your h&, it feels soft & smooth on your palm, & is firm yet pliable, allowing for all manner of motions & actions – you can pull it, stretch it, twist it, squeeze it, & crush it, venting all your frustrations onto it, & it’ll bounce right back. Ideal for home or work, this is definitely the stress ‘shroom to beat. ...

Guinness has been one of the most iconic identifiers of the emerald isle for years now & what better way to celebrate your love of this fantastically traditional brand than buying a fun novelty that is also handy. This little stress ball has been designed to look like a miniature rugby ball with the Guinness logo & Irish colours. Not only does this little beauty look great but it is handy to have around the office in case you need to relieve some tension. On the side of the ball is a printed signature designed to look handwritten showing the name ‘ Arthur Guinness’. This would make a great gift for fans of the Guinness br&, rugby or both! It would also make a great addition at home or at an office desk this St. Patrick’s Day. ...

If things are getting a little hard, we have just the tool you need to unwind: the hilariously squishy Stress Willy! Designed for those who need to unwind & de-stress, this willy shaped stress toy is just perfect to pull, poke & give a good squeeze as well. Perfect for anyone whose stress levels are yet to destroy their sense of humour, this is a stress toy with a difference. It might not be suitable for work, but it is suitable for making you feel less frustrated with just a few squeezes of your h&. Buy this stress relief toy for your friends, for a work colleague, or for anyone who probably could do with a way to feel better. Stress Willy ...

Tired of blending in with everyone else on the fairway? Want to make an impression amongst your friends & rivals? The Strip Teez Golf Tees are for you. This set of 6 tees are shaped as headless women with the golf ball sitting securely on the top of ‘their’ necks. Brought to you by JS International Ltd, these brilliant joke tees will be sure to keep your head down & focused on that, er, ball! Not only are these naked ladies brilliant as a fun talking point but they are made to be very effective as golf tees. With two legs instead of the one normal point, these ladies provide excellent strength compared to conventional & boring tees. The shapely legs also function as a pitchfork to repair marks on the green that could otherwise ruin your performance. Each naked lady measures at 7.5cm in height & is therefore perfect for raising your balls to the sweet spot of modern 460cc drivers to enable maximum power, distance & ultimately performance. Each of these lovelies is made from high quality moulded plastic so they won’t wear down from your attentions. This would make a perfect gift for the avid golfer in the family or that guy you know that can’t get enough of novelty joke items. The ladies come packaged in a lovely tube pack to await their owner! ...

These rhodium plated pair of cufflinks are the perfect addition to any man' s wardrobe. These Striped Socks Cufflinks would be a great addition to any gent's existing cufflink collection. These cufflinks are a little different, they are in the shape of a pair of multi-coloured striped socks making them the ideal quirky gift for any cufflink wearing guy. Made from brass base metal & rhodium plated, they will look great & are durable. No need to worry about these cufflinks coming loose with the swivel bar clasps, they will keep attached to your shirt no matter what. This pair of Striped Socks cufflinks come presented in a violet gift box with blue material & features a grey pull-out panel. So if your stuck as to what to get the executive man in your life or want to treat yourself to a new pair of cufflinks then these Striped Socks are a must. ...