<p> Ever found yourself tidying up the house, looking at the feather that got stuck in the ceiling board while dusting only to realise that that is not a feather, that is a giant spider that will imminently burst forth its womb, littering your home with a hundred thousand Aragog monstrosities? No? K, cool, then you don’t need this Spider Catcher. Carry on.</p> <p> If this has happened to you, then you know that those creepy crawlies can jump. & their speed is DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO HOW CLOSE YOUR ARE TO THEM & HOW MUCH BUG SPRAY YOU’RE USING. Don’t get us started on those lunatics who try to catch them under a glass with a magazine. You’re going to need to burn that stuff when you’re done.</p> <p> Keep those eight legged freaks where they belong – at a respectable distance. The Spider Catcher closes the bristles around the miscreation, allowing you to carry the catcher to the nearest window & then release it outside. Look how humane you are. Well done. Buy the Spider Catcher today to not have premature heart attacks & feel like karma isn’t coming for you & the shoe you killed the behemoth with.</p>