" Shit Ground No Fans" is the brilliant collection of football chants that pays homage to the distinctive British football culture & the songs that have developed from this over the years. Many of the older ones have developed & are still sung on the terraces today. " Shit Ground No Fans" puts together a huge amount of chants from all the years of football banter & brings it together in a concise, humorous amalgamation of the witty minds of millions of football fans at once! Indulge in the nostalgia of hearing chants you might not have heard since the 80s, or remember having had it roared in your ear last week, this is the perfect gift for the committed football fan. ...

Shit Ground No Fans is the brilliant collection of football chants that pays homage to the distinctive British football culture & the songs that have developed from this over the years. Many of the older ones have developed & are still sung on the terraces today. " Shit Ground No Fans" puts together a huge amount of chants from all the years of football banter & brings it together in a concise, humorous amalgamation of the witty minds of millions of football fans at once! Indulge in the nostalgia of hearing chants you might not have heard since the 80's, or remember having had it roared in your ear last week, this is the perfect gift for the committed football fan. ...

Display your favourite"e in bright white neon lights, “ Shit Happens”! This neon light is encased in a glossy acrylic box with a mirrored back. It’s the perfect statement for your home or makes a great gift! ...

There’s nothing better than pulling off a good prank & watching the hilarity ensue. The Shocking Pen ensures that no one in your office will be safe from practical jokes! This fun pen looks exactly like a normal black & silver ball point pen, but when the user clicks the end to release the nib they will be shocked with electricity! The current comes from 3x 1.5v batteries that are supplied with the pen, & victims will soon realise they’ve been had when they get a shock. This pen is brilliant for practical jokesters. ...

When the beeping stops, the screaming starts! Welcome to Shocking Roulette Re-loaded. Roulette & electric shocks have now been thrown together to form one phenomenally enjoyable & pretty frightening game! Shocking Roulette is exactly that. Up to four people insert a fingertip into one of the sleek electric chambers & then somebody presses the start button. This sets into motion a countdown sequence of beeps & lights that realistically imitate the sound of the ball on a traditional roulette wheel as it bounces towards its final resting place. When the countdown stops, this malicious little plaything randomly delivers a full-on electric shock to one unlucky player. Well, its more of a jolt really, but its certainly enough to grab your attention. At only 14cm wide & 6cm high, Shocking Roulette is small enough to take down the pub or to a party. Requires 3 x AAA batteries (not included) ...

Keep your shoes in perfect order with this all in one Shoe Cleaning Kit, which

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This elegant combined shoe horn & clothes brush tool makes an excellent gift for the well turned out individual & travelling businessman. It easily folds away & the clothes brush attachment actually works wonders! The engraving area on the front is just perfect to write your own short personal message. Choose from 3 different fonts: Arial, Times New Roman & Monotype Corsiva. A personalised gift like this would makes a perfect present for a wedding, anniversary or birthday. For a small extra charge you can further customise with an engraved shape
- a heart or a star. The Shoe Horn & Clothes Brush comes with a free gift card on which you can include your own personal message &

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Add a touch of whimsy to your drinking experience with the Shoey Drinking Glass – a playful tribute to the iconic shoey trend! Crafted in the form of a stylish sneaker, this glass captures the essence of sports fandom & entertainment. Holding up to 450ml (15floz.), equivalent to a bottle of beer or half a bottle of champagne, it ensures your celebrations stay vibrant. Sip in style by simply tilting the Shoey backwards & embracing the fun glug as your chosen drink flows. Built from robust borosilicate glass, the Shoey is a durable companion for your gatherings. Bring the Shoey Drinking Glass into your drinkware collection & let the festivities begin! ...

Since the dawn of time, man has had to forage for food & it was the invention of effective weapons that allowed humankind to diversify their diet, take down larger & more agile prey & continue their rise to the top of the food chain. There is something about wielding a bow that combines an air of elegance with the primal urge to hit a target in a way that is incredibly satisfying. This experience combines archery with a more modern form of target practice using both handguns & rifles. The sheer power of the firearms contrasts with the simple effectiveness of the bow & arrow to make this an ideal way to compare the two. The chance to try them both out on specialist ranges is a truly exhilarating experience. This experience begins with both guests checking into the reception, where they will be asked to fill out a short 'acceptance of risk' form which should take no more than 15 minutes to complete. Then, they will head to the shooting & archery range where their instructor will give them a health & safety briefing & ensure that they have protective safety goggles. Then, the action begins! Each guest will get to try out both archery & firearms shooting for around half an hour each in no fixed order. The archery session will include instruction on how to master the technique in order to send arrows flying through the air towards a target. The shooting session is a chance to fire handguns & rifles in two different ranges: a standard distance range with moving targets & an LED target range where accuracy & attention to detail will be key. Shooting & Archery for Two at Twinwoods ...

What is it? A foam dart gun for practicing your villain shooting skills! About the product A super cool dart gun in vivid, contrasting colours with 10 included darts & 3 targets! Why you should buy it? To banish crime & restore justice to the world! Also, because it would look cool being flexed over ordinary plastic pistols! ...