Weve all been there. For the man with the mental conflict between his comfortable seat, dry mouth, empty glass & loaded fridge, we present the ideal solution. Just give the Ring For A Beer Bell a quick ring & (hopefully!) loved ones will come running to fill up your glass, & cast those worries aside! Although we cant justify extensive use (or believe that it will work that often!), for those times when youre in dire need & just dont want to move from your seat, the dilemma is solved! ...

A novelty joke which will make your partner laugh so much that it may actually end up working. A black bell & handle which reads " Ring For A Shag" in red & a blunt way of getting your message across, no faffing! Fashioned like the old fashioned bell used to summon servants with black handle & mesasge in "urgent" red on the bell, we would advise that it is used with caution
- remember your partner may find other uses & make suggestions as to what you could do with this little gem! Just remember to stay in the good books! Heres how it works: One ring = Ready now! Two rings = Be quick Three rings = Im desperate!!! Keep it beside the bed to use at any time!

Dimensions Bell

Size:

Height: 13cm, Diameter: 7cm






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A novelty joke which will make your partner laugh so much that it may actually end up working. A red bell & handle which reads " Ring For A Shag" in pink & a blunt way of getting your message across, no faffing! Styled like the old fashioned bells that used to summon servants, it has a black handle & a message in "urgent" pink on the bell. We would advise that it is used with caution
- remember your partner may find other uses & make suggestions as to what you could do with this little gem! Just remember to stay in their good books! Here's how it works: One ring = Ready now! Two rings = Be quick Three rings = I'm desperate!!! Keep it beside the bed to use at any time! Please note: Menkind & its employees do not take responsibility if a consensual " Shag" is not forthcoming.

Dimensions Bell

Size:

Height: 13cm, Diameter: 7cm






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The essential household item for those requiring liquid libation on the double! In this age of complicated technology you can still communicate in the simplest way possible! If you ever find yourself without a much-needed tipple, you’ll know how much of a massive inconvenience it is to go to the fridge/bar/shops to quench your beer-thirst. Give this bell a ring & wait for the amber nectar to replenish itself. Similar to the bells once used to summon servants, the ‘ Ring for Beer’ Bell features black text on a gold background.and measures 13cm in height. The Bell itself is made from metal & produces a fantastic ringing sound! Keep it handy at all times
- by the couch, computer, in the shed. We cannot guarantee that your drink will be coming forthwith, however it's worth a try. It could also be kept on your desk at the office just in case the boss occasionally is liberal minded when it comes to drinking at work. Makes the perfect novelty gift for a colleague or family member. Ideal as a stocking filler or Secret Santa gift as well.
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Forget the dinner bell, here’s the ginner bell! Except, instead of the bell summoning hungry diners, thirsty giners use it to summon gin! The only thing better than a gin & tonic is a gin & tonic that you don’t have to make yourself. So, if you know a ginthusiast, this Ring for Gin bell is a gift made in heav-gin! Or, if you have a partner with a kind heart (and a sense of humour), this bell is a wonderful gift to give yourself (and keep next to your favourite chair!). What’s that gin-gle? It’s the sweet sound of this Ring for Gin bell reminding you to get (g)in there & order it before our stocks run (London) dry! ...

Know a tea lover? Think that they would really appreciate a bell that they can ring whenever they fancy a brew? Why not treat them to this fantastic Ring for Tea Bell? Designed to make sure that everyone knows it is time for tea. The idea of this bell is that you can ring it when you are ready for a drink, & magically it will appear. Although, make sure that you don’t ring the bell too often else it might end up disappearing. Made from metal, this bell is durable & long-lasting. It features a bright & colourful print that is eye-catching & also comes with “TIME FOR TEA” written on it too. An ideal gift for any tea lover, why not buy this as a leaving present for someone at work? Or perhaps as a Mother’s Day treat that lets mum cash in some tea making from all the rest of the family? Buy it here now. ...

Always get a bit too brave with the menu? That madras been staring you down? Oh & of course it will be washed down with ever so soothing lashings of lager right? Well, for the morning after comes these handy new sidekicks. The Ring Of Fire After Curry Wipes will be there for you when no one else will want to! These life savers have arrived to give your rear a rest after a spicy encounter. Packed with 40 soothing wipes & boasting purified water as well as aloe vera gel, these wipes are the perfect addition to any curry lover’s bathroom. We love a spicy curry & you always forget about the consequences when you’ve got that mouth watering dish in front of you. But when the beads of sweat start to roll & you know you’re in for a battle in the morning, be safe in the knowledge these wipes will be on h&. Get yours today. ...

For those who like it HOT! The Ring of Fire moisturising wipes are a brilliant hilarious & practical gift idea. Coming in a convenient resealable tub containing 40 large wipes, this is a guaranteed saviour for the spice lover in your life that morning after a devilishly hot curry! The roars of laughter will roll when they first open the wrapping, but wait for the grateful phone call early the next Saturday morning to know that you've really given that person the perfect present! ...

Some know it as The Ring of Fire Drinking Game (no, not the Johnny Cash song). Others know it as Kings. Regardless of what you call it, if you’ve played drinking games, this bad boy has come up. Go legit with the board game version of it with rules on cards. So there’s the board with designated space for the cup of shame. Then there’s cards with all the explanations on it. You provide the friends & the alcohol & there’s a party! The biggest benefit of this product is that your dirty, lying, sons-of-chickens friends CAN NEVER LIE TO YOU ABOUT WHAT THE CARD MEANS EVER AGAIN. Not knowing the rules will no longer screw you over. Ahem. Sorry about that. Buy The Ring of Fire & be the cool guy with the drinking board game. & now you actually have a fair chance at winning. Cheers! ...

For those who like it HOT! The Ring of Fire moisturising wipes are a brilliant hilarious & practical gift idea. Coming in a convenient resealable tub containing 40 large wipes, this is a guaranteed saviour for the spice lover in your life that morning after a devilishly hot curry! The roars of laughter will roll when they first open the wrapping, but wait for the grateful phone call early the next Saturday morning to know that youve really given that person the perfect present! ...