So, you’re a Rick & Morty fan whose room is as about as dark as your sense of humour? Good thing there’s hope for you… & it comes in the form of this Rick & Morty 3D Portal Light! Yeah, green circular doorways aren’t just for hobbits & interdimensional scientists anymore. OK, actually they are. But, even if you can’t move between

Dimensions, there’s nothing stopping you owning a portal gun! This light is modelled to look just like Rick’s hand reaching through a portal while holding his trusty portal gun. The gun glows better than Alan Rails’ ghost whistle, which will make your room as bright as all your memories of Mr Poopybutthole. It’s wall-mountable, but you can leave it freestanding. &, you don’t even need any Flobuglobglob to power this bad boy. It works perfectly well using Earthly USB (Universal Serial Bus) slots (cable included) or 3 AAA batteries (not included).   So, for a light that’s as ‘ Rick & Morty’ as offensive jokes, gratuitous violence, & wet burps, order this Rick & Morty 3D Portal Light today!

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So, it happens to you, too? You put your coins in your pocket & they either seem to slip through an interdimensional portal or they jingle around & make you sound like a veteran of the Gear Wars. Well, no longer! This Rick & Morty coin wallet will keep your coins safer than Summer in Rick’s car! So, like, really safe! This bi-fold wallet has a colourful coating filled with Rick, Morty, Summer, & a bunch of the cherished friends that worked their way into their memories in Total Rickall. Now they’re your friends as well, which might make it a little harder to identify them as parasites in a pinch. But, whatever, it’s worth it to have a wallet full of good memories! Inside the wallet you’ll find a clear ID window plus 2 card slots, a cash slot, & that coin pocket that we talked up so much. Also, on the coin pocket, you get the Rick & Morty logo, which will help remind you of who your real friends are. Let’s face it, we all have bad memories of that pair. Like, maybe, the time that they Cronenberged the world.   If you want to keep your coins from floating through the multiverse (only to end up under your sofa cushions) & Rick-&-Mortify your life at the same time, this is the wallet for you! ...

Rick & Morty are back in another cracking game based on their hilarious antics, this time inspired by their first-season episode
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Keep yourself warm during the colder months with this Rick & Morty Banana Beanie & Scarf! It’s a matching set of officially licensed Rick & Morty merch & one size fits most. ...

He has experienced so much & gained a lot of wisdom from Rick, so no wonder everyone wants a Rick & Morty Birdperson Pop! Vinyl Figurine in their collection. Birdperson stands at 3 -3/4 inches tall in his display box & has the same stoic expression on his face that you will see in the Rick & Morty animated series. Grab yours now, & be on the lookout for his spirit-partner.  ...

When a normal dude wants to end up with a girl he likes, he’ll act normal & send her an x-rated Snapchat message. Or go retro & make her a mix tape. Morty, well, he had to get all Mortyfied over his Mort-ality & Death Crystal it up. Sigh. Here’s his Death Crystal Morty Pop! Vinyl figure. Officially licensed Rick & Morty, this Death Crystal Morty Funko Pop! is modelled in dead-cool detail. It features Morty with his bejewelled forehead & armoury of weapons, ready to make those bullies wish they stuck to giving the little kids swirlies. So, if this collectible speaks to you like the Death Crystal speaks to Morty, order this Death Crystal Morty Pop! Vinyl now! ...

No matter how much Morty freaks out, Rick always manages to keep him in good spirits. &, we have something that will keep you in good spirits too. It’s this Rick & Morty decanter set! Officially licensed Rick & Morty merchandise, this decanter has a super cool portal graphic including Rick, Morty, & Summer. &, it comes with two tumblers – one having Rickï ½ï ½ï ½s face on it & the other having Morty’s. This decanter will make any Rick & Morty fan feel better than a bag of Kalaxian Crystals. So, if you are one, or you’re shopping for one, order this Rick & Morty Decanter & Glasses Set now! ...

Who doesn’t love Rick & Morty? If you are a top fan of the hit show, then you’ll love these awesome Rick & Morty enamel pin badges! Designed to celebrate some of the main characters from the hit show, these badges are not only bright, colourful, & funky, but they are high-quality, too. They feature classic characters & items from the weirdest show in this dimension, being Rick, Morty, Pickle Rick, Mr Meeseeks, the Plumbus, & a Portal Gun. You get one badge per order, & they’re sent at random. Made from durable black nickel & featuring a high gloss finish, these badges won’t chip & lose their shine over time. Each badge comes with a butterfly clip which is easy to use & secure, keeping your fan badge safely in place. So, if your Rick & Morty fandom is as big as Summer that time she got hit by Rick’s Morphiser, order your Rick & Morty enamel pin badge today! ...

This Evil Morty Funko Pop! is officially licensed Rick & Morty merch & is modelled in awesome detail. It stands about 10 cm tall. Rick & Morty Evil Morty Pop Vinyl Figure ...

Time to get schwifty in here! Maybe Ice-T didn’t care about no Earth blowing up (at first), but we’re pretty happy that Rick & Morty saved it with their addition to the world’s canon of impeccable music. Thanks Bohemian Rhapsody, your work here is done, we’ve now got Get Schwifty! So, to help you appreciate the gift of life, & to keep your shoes clean in the process, we give you this Rick & Morty Get Schwifty doormat. This product has everything that you could ever want in a Rick & Morty doormat. Its message comes across loud & clear: Come in & Get Scwifty! It also features an image of Rick in all his green-spittle-spattered glory. This Get Schwifty doormat is made from 100% coir, making it great for dusting off your shoes. It also features a rubber back to keep you from accidentally slipping through

Dimensions, or just onto the floor. &, measuring 60 x 40 cm, it’ll fit perfectly in front of any door this world can muster. If you love getting schwifty with Rick & Morty, this is definitely the doormat for you!

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