When there's a funfair in town, you've just got to ride the dodgems. & then you head home wishing that the fair was there all year so you could ride them every day. Well, we don't have a fairground but we can help you with the bumper cars. Just get this set of RC Road Rage Speed Bumper Cars! It comes with two cars & two controllers, so you can take on a line of collision contestants. But how do you decide who wins? Well, this set ejects the losing driver as soon as it takes the deciding knock. Done deal. So, for more bumps than an old mattress, order this set of RC Bumper Cars now! RC Road Rage Speed Bumper Cars by Sharper Image ...

Prepare to go on the ultimate remote control off-road adventure, with this incredible RC Rock Crawler! Built from super-sturdy PVC, with resilient suspension, bulky tyres, & a host of other features, this is an RC car that will keep on trucking no matter what you put it through. The oversized wheels, combined with the suspension & the wear-resistant construction, mean that it makes for a perfect offroad vehicle – it’s even waterproof, making it that bit more awesome: you can drive it through puddles, & even across shallow streams. With versatile controls that let you take it in all directions, this refurbished RC Rock Crawler is the perfect remote controlled offroader! ...

RC toys have changed the way we play forever, first we had RC cars, then helicopters, drones & even flying cars! Now you can travel underwater too with this awesome RC racing Submarine! Explore beneath the waves for the first time with this super slick & futuristic speed machine. This water activated design is shaped with a streamlined hull, hydrodynamic bow & is fitted with a built-in rudder & twin propeller system to create amazing speeds beneath the waves. Combine this streamlined design with five-way directional control, turning forwards, backwards, left, right & diving downwards for amazing fun beneath the waves. The RC Submarine takes just twenty minutes to charge & sails for an impressive fifteen minutes, giving you plenty of time to have fast & furious fun time & time again! ...

Drone fliers everywhere, the amazing RC Quadcopter with Camera has everything you want in the world of remote control drones! A removable 0.3MP camera means that you can take images & videos of the world around you controlled via the easy to use transmitter – all recorded on the 2GB memory card (not included). The 6-axis stabilisation & headless flying mode makes flying your drone super easy too, allowing you to pilot the direction in accordance to your position, so you don’t have to worry about which way the drone is facing as you fly. Simply point the stick right, & you turn right & so on! Once you’ve mastered the fun of flying, use the RC Quadcopter with Camera’s amazing 360-degree eversion to perform amazing stunts & tricks up in the air. Spin your drone in circles or perform awesome flips – the choice is yours! In no time at all you’ll be amazing all your friends with your incredible skills! & even if your quad goes a little off track, this clever flyer features a one -key return home function, so with the press on a switch your quadcopter will come back to you safe & sound! Phew! Flying drones is subject to CAA guidelines; see here. ...

Do you ever use your car & think “ Man, I really wish that this could be thrown around off everything, beat up & still be able to run”. If that sounds like you – first of all, you need to have your license taken away. Secondly, you probably need to get your violent driving fantasies played out with this RC Transforming car. This tough, durable remote control car is perfect for any situation you want it in. This little machine is fine for playing indoors – but hey, all remote control cars are. The best part about this is that it transforms for off-road driving. So if you’ve ever looked at a big, dirty hill & thought “I would love to wreck my car going down that hill” – then use this RC Transforming Stunt Car instead! Your driving instincts are pretty wild. Order yours today & get all of that destruction out of your system! ...

Do you enjoy a little bedtime reading? Worried that you're keeping your partner awake? Why not enjoy your reading with this Reading Book Light. It is the ideal gift for anyone who likes to put their feet up in the evening & lose themselves in a good book. Made from plastic, this Reading Book Light is just what you need to accompany your novels. Available in red, grey & blue. (Colour chosen depends on availability). Works with CR2016 batteries. ...

Art 3mis is named after the Greek goddess of the hunt, & that’s all right by us because we think she’s a straight-up digital goddess. Well, us & Wade. & the rest of the world… which likely

Includes:: you! That’s why we’re super-excited to bring you this Art 3mis Pop! Vinyl. Art 3mis is famous as a Gunter, member of the High Five club, & publisher of a blog that gets our Wade hot around the collar. Plus, she’s got awesome hair. &, fittingly, her Pop! Vinyl figure’s hair is just as awesome. Alongside her hair, this Art 3mis Pop! comes dressed in her classic black & red getup, ready to do some serious Gunting. This Pop! Vinyl figure stands around 9 cm tall. But, as you know, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Art 3mis. Whether you place this figure in your office, home, or VR environment, she is sure to make a big impact! Do you want to save Art 3mis from being zeroed out? Yes? Then get her Pop! Vinyl for your collection before it’s too late!

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i-R0k can be obnoxious & grating at the best of times, but his ‘ Captain No-Credits’ comment to Wade kind of won us over. After all, a little comedy can rescue even the most tragically-doomed personalities. If the wise-cracking griefer won you over, too, or if you just want to complete your Ready Player One vinyl collection, you need this i-R0k Pop! This Pop! Vinyl gives us i-R0k in all his menacing glory. He has the signature holes in his chest (and you thought your last break-up was hard) for the eyes & nose of his skull armour. He also has his h&-blade ready for action & his ragged hood up over his head. In short, all the detail of this Pop! lives up to the Funko standard & does the crazy detail of Ready Player One proud! In the world of OASIS, i-R0k is quite a large bloke. In the real world, his Pop! stays true to the Funko line & measures the usual 9 cm tall. But, don’t let this lead you to think that the i-R0k vinyl figure is any less imposing in this reality as he is in the virtual one. Put him on your desk at work or your shelf at home & he’s sure to cause a stir. The saying goes that you should keep your friends close & your enemies closer. So, can you really afford to leave this blackmailing baddie out of your collection? No, no you can’t! ...

If you like hunting for valuable treasures as much as Wade Watts does, you absolutely need to put this Ready Player One Parzival Pop! on your radar! Parzival is the hero of Ready Player One, a famous Gunter, & an all-round splendid guy. Named after one of King Arthur’s knights, Percival, who led a famous quest for the Holy Grail, this hunter lives up to his questy name! Going after Halliday’s Easter Egg with determination that would have helped us all smash our A-levels, Parzival is smart, determined, & pretty darn amazing at mastering the virtual world of OASIS! Parzival’s Pop! Vinyl figure is modelled with his jealousy-inspiring two-tone hair & general anime-like appearance, complete with sleeveless denim jacket & glittering high-top trainers. He stands about 9 cm tall but, despite his size, will bring a virtual world of imagination & awesomeness to whichever room you choose to keep him in. If the real world had a Halliday-like Hunt, this Parzival Pop! Vinyl would be the prize. Fortunately, though, you don’t have to go through a mind-melting quest just to get it. So, to get your hands on this Easter Egg, order your Parzival figure today! ...

Do you think Easter Egg hunts are supposed to be fun, family affairs? Don’t tell the Sixers, who like to bring all kinds of carnage to said hunts… Normal people only do that when there’s a shortage of chocolate eggs, or maybe too many of them. But, we definitely don’t take it to lethal levels. Still, Ready Player One wouldn’t have been as thrilling without the constant menace of the Sixers, so let’s thank them by giving them their own collectables! Watch out, here comes a Ready Player One Sixer Pop! Just like the instant-hit movie, this Sixer Pop! Vinyl has its IOI employee number printed across its chest (starting with the number 6, of course!). Also, in case the impressively detailed armour doesn’t give it away, you’ll know this is an evil IOI employee by the letters printed across its helmet. This vinyl Sixer stands around 9 cm tall, which is a good thing because any taller & it would be far too intimidating to display. TBH, we’re quite happy that this IOI henchperson has received the classic Funko cutification treatment! Thinking about it, where’s the fun in an Easter Egg hunt if there isn’t an imminent threat of corporate-sanctioned danger? The Sixers brought this in a big way, making them vital to the thrills of Ready Player One (and vital to your Pop! collection, too). So, make your collection complete by adding this Pop! Vinyl Sixer to your shelf! ...