We've all been there
- late night & not sure if you fancy a doner kebab or noodles from the local Chinese… well now, there's no
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Pot Noodle
- the beloved food of students, teenagers, people who cant cook or simply wont cook! Love it or hate, it has re-invented
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Pot Noodle
- the beloved food of students, teenagers, people who can't cook or simply won't cook! Love it or hate, it has re-invented
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When you’re zoning out & getting lost in a weird, dubbed series on Netflix, you don’t want to be looking at your noodles to twirl them. &, thanks to this Pot Noodle Gift Set, you don’t have to! This awesome set comes with a ceramic mug & spinning fork, letting you wind up those noodles easier than that sensitive friend of yours. Just insert 2 x AAA batteries (not included) to get it spinning. Plus, it

Includes:: a pack of Chicken & Mushroom noodles to get you started. This Pot Noodle gift set is great for students, teens, & advanced noodle fans. So, for more noodling than a practicing musician, order this set now!

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Introducing the multi-tool spork, officially licensed by Pot Noodle! Crafted from high-quality stainless steel, this durable & corrosion-resistant essential is designed to last. Its hardened black make up ensures it won't deform or break easily, providing long-lasting functionality for outdoor adventures & use around the home. This 8-in-1 travel tool transcends the limitations of traditional cutlery being an invaluable asset for any outdoor enthusiast. Any pot noodle head will appreciate the functionality of this tool with bottle opener, can opener, direction indicator, cutting knife, positioning wrench, flat blade wrench, spoon & finally fork. A great alternative to disposable cutlery, this spork has a multitude of uses, making it a great addition to any camping adventure or tool kit. If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, or know someone else who would, then why not order the Pot Noodle Spork Multi-Tool today! ...

Potatoes make great ammunition so get ready for a good old fashioned showdown with any inanimate object that gets in your way with this Potato Zapper or Spud Gun. Easy & fun to use, this potato pistol will see you going through potatoes at a rapid rate! Simply press the gun's tip into any kitchen variety potato, break off a small pellet, aim, squeeze the trigger & it will shoot the harmless potato pellet wherever you aim. One potato equals Approx. 300 shots. Of course, you will get more out of a large King Edward than any "new potato" variety, however it's entirely up to you what ammo you choose! This is a food fight with a difference! With up to 300 shots, you can shoot away all day! ...

Located within the magnificent Herefordshire Country Estate of Eastnor Castle & surrounded by the Malvern Hills, Eastnor Pottery is the ideal place to spend a creative experience. Create a bowl or vase on the potter's wheel under the expert guidance of an in-house potter wheel expert. Not only do you get to wrestle a lump of spinning mud but you get two goes! On arrival you will be guaranteed a warm welcome & a nice complimentary cup of tea, fresh coffee or select from our range of speciality teas, you'll then meet your fellow pottery participants. Once you've all had the chance to get to know each other a little better, you'll be offered an apron & settle down to watch a potter's wheel demonstration from your designated professional potter. You'll each take turns to make a couple of pots on the wheel. Your expert potter is sat wheel side throughout the experience, gently talking & guiding you through the five steps to making a pot. Your pot will need to dry before it's fired & glazed. This process takes about a month, after which your fabulous ceramic item will be available for collection from the Pottery. P+P can be arranged at 5 per pot to an address in the UK. Pottery Taster Session for Two Adults ...

Prop up your pots with these handsome antique bronze-coloured hares. The set of three sit under your plant pot, improving air flow to promote healthy root growth; preventing water-logging to your plants & frost damage to your pot; & deterring insects & pests from moving in
- &, of course, they look simply stunning too. Made from SGS certified polyresin. Outdoor & indoor use. 8 x 3.5 x 7cm.
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Apparently fishing is Britain’s most popular pass time! Who are we to argue! This is ideal for the fisherman who’d rather be doing just that! Therefore, why would any keen fisherman want to sit idly on the “throne” when he could have “gone fishing”? Introducing Potty Fisher, the toilet time fishing game that lets you enjoy some fishing while going to the bathroom! For the fisherman that just can’t enough of the sport, it’s the perfect gift! The Potty Fisher comes complete with a water themed mat, a fishing rod, a bowl for the water & of course, 4 fish! There is even a “ Do Not Disturb” hanging wall sign included to ensure uninterrupted fishing fun! Potty Fisher makes a great gift item for the potty fisherman! ...

Compose dramatic & stirring movements while you’re on the throne with this Potty Piano – the novelty toilet piano! This fully functioning keyboard with a built-in speaker wraps around the base of your toilet, allowing you to press the keys with your feet & make some sweet music. Easy to clean, just in case of any spillages, it even comes with a songbook, which will help to inspire you if you are finding it hard to think of that tune. It even comes with an off switch, should you rather have some quiet time. So, whether you want to tinkle the ivories or compose symphony no. 2, order this Potty Piano today! ...