Worried that you might make a stink next time you visit the throne room? Well, this spray might be the lady in waiting that you have hoped for. This 4oz bottle is designed to be easy to carry around with you wherever you go. Which means that if the urge comes over you at home, at the office or anywhere you are. Then you can do it without worry. Made from all natural ingredients, this particular spray is a beautiful mixture of eucalyptus & spearmint, which is just the kind of smell that any royal would want to leave behind them. All you need to do is pop a few pumps into the bowl of the toilet, then, no matter what you do, the smell will be trapped for no-one else to know about. With enough for up to 200 sprays, this really is the ultimate in bathroom weaponry. You can keep it for yourself, but why not share it with your friends, your family, even your whole kingdom? After all, you can never have enough good smelling toilets. ...

The debate is as old as mankind. & who knows whether one of the greatest questions to face humanity will ever truly be answered? Is it poop or is it an ice cream? Maybe it’s a symbolic representation of the journey from ice cream to poop in one emoji? We might never know. Since the days of the Nokia 3310, a simpler time where emotions, sentiment & congratulations were phrased with nonsensical combinations of letters & numbers, we have seen amazing advancements in communication. Thank goodness for emojis. Everyone has their favourites, & whether it’s pooping or ice cream you love the most – the strangely adorable appeal of the Poop Plush is pretty undeniable. So if you’re searching for conversation starting decor that will really brighten up the place then you need look no further. With a selection of winky face, contented smiley face, or the classic (and in no way unnervingly sinister) grinning face, every poop is a winner. These plush cushions are luxuriously soft & cuddleable, ideal for every chilled out emoji lover. Move aside hieroglyphics, we’ve got this. Due to the nature of how we receive these, we can't offer a choice of style. Therefore, the style of Poop Plush will be chosen at random. ...

This is one of those games sure to inspire a lot of juvenile comments about poop, & while we’d normally tell you to resist the urge, this is one of those times where you can be forgiven for thinking of defecation. In Poopyhead, the aim of the game is to have the least poop on your head, which we’d say is a reasonable approach to life in general. In this game, however, that task is made more difficult. You & the other players must lay down your cards in a pile, making sure to play them in the right order: toilet, poo, paper, washing your hands. In you can’t play the right card at the right time, you’ve got to hit the whoopee cushion, & whoever has the most cards left has to put a poop on their head. The player with the most poop on their head after five rounds of play loses. & has plastic poop on their head, which is probably worse in some respects. This is a fun game for all the family, a great party piece, & is perfect for those who love a bit of toilet humour. It even has an associated app that you can download, so you can share your best losing faces (or your friends’ best losing faces) with the world. ...

The ultimate remedy to any twee ornament or ceramic gift, this awesome Pop Art Skull is the way to give your home or office decor a super cool twist. Made from made from hollow cast resin & standing around 18cm tall, this unusual decorative item is decorated with a multi-coloured selection of collage images, adding a splash of colour to any interior. The main body of the skull features intricate moulded detailing with hand painted black eyes, nose & white & black teeth detailing, reminiscent of day of the dead skull designs. Making a ‘dead’ handy paperweight for your office desk, or a spooky mantelpiece accoutrement, this Pop Art Skull is the perfect choice for an upcoming Hallowe’en party or just want to decorate with a Gothic twist, this cool Skull makes a brilliantly deadly collectable! ...

No, ‘ Pop Blaster’ is not br&-new slang for the drinks can you shook & then gave to your friend. (But, if it is, we totally started it). A Pop Blaster is this super-fun foam ball shooter! Yeah, we said foam balls, making it safe to use. But, that doesn’t mean it shoots with as much effort as a lazy cat trying to roll over in the sun. It has pump action, which fires those foam balls faster than you change the channel when a soapie comes on. This Pop Blaster comes with 12 balls, which you can load up & unleash with super-fast firing action. So, for a foam shooter that’s top of the pops, order this Pop Blaster now! ...

Maybe you have moved house & your Pop! Vinyl figurine was squished in the process, or maybe you took the Pop! figure out of its box & now you regret doing so. Whichever your reason might be, we are on hand to supply you with a high-quality pop! protector case. This protector case will shield your figures from unwanted elements such as dust & debris, & will also prevent against damage. Grab yours today. ...

Notorious B.I.G. Biggie Pop! Vinyl: What is it? It’s a Pop figurine of the Notorious B.I.G. About the product Officially licensed, the attention to detail on this Biggie Funko Pop! is Juicy! It’s made from vinyl & stands approx. 10 cm tall. Why you should buy it Mo Biggie mo awesomeness! Order your Notorious B.I.G. Biigie Pop! Vinyl today! ...

Tupac Pop! Vinyl: What is it? A collectible Pop figurine of the famous rapper, Tupac Shakur! About the product Officially licensed Tupac merch, it looks just like the iconic rapper, (R U Still) Down to the bandana. It’s made from vinyl & stands approx. 10 cm tall. Why you should buy it It’s a high quality & adorable tribute to one of the greatest rappers in history. Order your Tupac Pop! Vinyl now! ...

Drinking a nice glass of wine can be a major hassle if you’re not in the comfort of someone’s home or at an establishment that serves alcohol. When you’re camping or at a festival there is no real civilized way to have a lovely tipple unless you want to heft a bulky glass with you wherever you go. & that romantic picnic you’ve been planning could become a whole lot less romantic if those glasses smash into your cucumber sandwiches in the picnic basket. The Pop Up Wine Glass is the perfect way to avoid this hassle & still enjoy a nice glass of vino on the go without carrying around a wine glass wherever you go. Whether you’re camping, at festival, planning a picnic or simply fancy a tipple when you’re not at home, this glass has you covered. The theory behind the Pop Up Wine Glass is exceedingly simple & you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it. This collapsible glass will fit easily into a bag or coat pocket & extends with a simple flick of the wrist. The glass comes with a lid that’ll ensure no nasty pocket fluff gets into your glass while you’re carrying it around. When you fancy a glass of vino simply flip the glass open & give it a little tug for good measure to ensure it stays upright, & when you’re done simply collapse it again & place back into your pocket. This would be a perfect gift for a student or someone who loves a bit of glamping. Due to the nature of this product we suggest that no one under the age of 18 purchase it. ...

In Gears of War, Queen Myrrah demands the genocide of the human race. But, this Gears of War Queen Myrrah Pop! Vinyl is far more reasonable. All she wants is to be front & centre in your collection, be out in plain sight, & to be the subject of your unrelenting worship. Not much to ask, really.  OK, Queen Myrrah’s title is as about as official as Freddy Mercury’s band’s title… maybe less so, actually. But, what she lacks in royal blood she makes up for in sheer presence. &, this Pop! Vinyl has every bit of that presence worked into its 10 cm tall, ultra-detailed design. It’s sure to reign over your desk, shelf, or display cabinet like it’s just won the Locust Civil War. So, if you want a collectible figure that’ll conquer your collection like she conquered Ilima, you want this officially licensed Gears of War Queen Myrrah Pop! Vinyl. Order yours today! ...